if a car goes 80 miles an hour.....

hikerboy · Jan 2nd 2015, 6:43pm

max.patch · Jan 2nd 2015, 7:01pm

lets hope that that is a scripted fake. otherwise...

Rasty · Jan 2nd 2015, 8:00pm

Does it make a difference if it's a Honda or a Toyota?

jimmyjam · Jan 2nd 2015, 8:13pm

if Poodle is with me it will take two hours because i will have to find a restroom at least once

hikerboy · Jan 2nd 2015, 8:14pm

i bet he knows how many grams in an ounce though

A.T.Lt · Jan 2nd 2015, 8:20pm

That. is. sad. LOL Soo funny though.

Rasty · Jan 2nd 2015, 8:21pm

hikerboy wrote:

i bet he knows how many grams in an ounce though

They might be a different type of gram weanie?

Tuckahoe · Jan 2nd 2015, 9:15pm

So, are we starting the clock from a standing position, or at the moment the car reaches speed?

hikerboy · Jan 2nd 2015, 9:17pm

well im thinking maybe they figure it might take a while to get a car that goes 80 miles an hour, and maybe theyre trying to factor in that time as well.might take him an hour or two to remember where he parked

Tuckahoe · Jan 2nd 2015, 9:21pm

hikerboy wrote:

i bet he knows how many grams in an ounce though

Sigh

There are 437.5 grains in an avoirdupois ounce and 480 grains in a troy ounce... there are no grams in an ounce because metric is an abomination

(Well we all know there are 28.35 grams)

hikerboy · Jan 2nd 2015, 9:48pm

Tuckahoe wrote:

hikerboy wrote:

i bet he knows how many grams in an ounce though

Sigh

There are 437.5 grains in an avoirdupois ounce and 480 grains in a troy ounce... there are no grams in an ounce because metric is an abomination

(Well we all know there are 28.35 grams)

wait a minute!! the guy told me there were only 26!!!!

Tuckahoe · Jan 2nd 2015, 9:55pm

You got robbed!

hikerboy · Jan 2nd 2015, 9:59pm

he also sold me some 21k gold

WanderingStovie · Jan 2nd 2015, 10:02pm

Did you get 21 carrots?

hikerboy · Jan 2nd 2015, 10:07pm

WanderingStovie wrote:

Did you get 21 carrots?

Socks · Jan 6th 2015, 1:52pm

8| fa reel

milkman · Jan 7th 2015, 12:20am

WanderingStovie · Jan 7th 2015, 2:53am

If you're going 50 MPH in Texas, how long will it take before someone rear-ends your vehicle?

Astro · Jan 7th 2015, 9:30am

WanderingStovie wrote:

If you're going 50 MPH in Texas, how long will it take before someone rear-ends your vehicle?

Once heard Bear Bryant say if he was recruiting two kids of equal talent and one was from the city and the other from the country, he would always take the city kid. At the time I thought come on Bear you gotta be kidding, you are as country as they come, you got your name from wrestling a bear growing up in Fordyce, AR.

But it was due to the quicker reaction time. After working in Houston for 18 years and then moving to a small town, I now totally appreciated why he felt that way.

LIhikers · Jan 12th 2015, 12:10am

I work with a guy in his mid twenties, a high school graduate, who has no idea how many ounces are in a pound, or inches in a foot. He had to use google to find the answers.
We're doomed!

milkman · Jan 12th 2015, 12:15am

LIhikers wrote:

I work with a guy in his mid twenties, a high school graduate, who has no idea how many ounces are in a pound, or inches in a foot. He had to use google to find the answers.
We're doomed!

A couple of us old guys at the plant one time had this 20 year old kid believing that the first DVD's we had were coal burning. Hook, line and sinker. Even told him about how we had to run the exhaust pipe like a chimney through the roof. We laughed for weeks on that one.

grayblazer · Jan 12th 2015, 1:10am

milkman wrote:

I like her. She's cute.

WanderingStovie · Jan 12th 2015, 8:20am

grayblazer wrote:



milkman wrote:



 

I like her. She's cute.

She's taken.

LIhikers · Jan 12th 2015, 11:48am

I just watched that.
We're doomed! Really

Astro · Jan 12th 2015, 1:16pm

LIhikers wrote:

I just watched that.
We're doomed! Really

Sorta makes you not feel so bad about getting older. Hopefully things can hang on for another 20 or 30 years for us.

Drybones · Jan 12th 2015, 1:25pm

LIhikers wrote:

I just watched that.
We're doomed! Really

Our pres believes there are 57 states...can you imagine what would have happened if Bush said that.

max.patch · Jan 12th 2015, 1:33pm

Drybones wrote:

LIhikers wrote:

I just watched that.
We're doomed! Really

Our pres believes there are 57 states...can you imagine what would have happened if Bush said that.

well, isn't kenya the 51st state?

hikerboy · Jan 12th 2015, 1:34pm

Drybones wrote:

LIhikers wrote:

I just watched that.
We're doomed! Really

Our pres believes there are 57 states...can you imagine what would have happened if Bush said that.

he was kidding.
context is everything, his remark was made poking fun at how long the whole campaign process takes

Tuckahoe · Jan 12th 2015, 1:57pm

I've always been entertained by his one...

jimmyjam · Jan 12th 2015, 7:37pm

max.patch wrote:

Drybones wrote:

LIhikers wrote:

I just watched that.
We're doomed! Really

Our pres believes there are 57 states...can you imagine what would have happened if Bush said that.

well, isn't kenya the 51st state?

Florida and California aren't states, they are foreign countries.

milkman · Jan 12th 2015, 7:46pm

Drybones wrote:

LIhikers wrote:

I just watched that.
We're doomed! Really

Our pres believes there are 57 states...can you imagine what would have happened if Bush said that.

I know a 23yo kid that thinks Georgia is a town in Alabama. When we would say we're gonna run over to Georgia he thought we were going to the next town over.

WanderingStovie · Jan 12th 2015, 7:49pm

jimmyjam wrote:

max.patch wrote:

Drybones wrote:

LIhikers wrote:

I just watched that.
We're doomed! Really

Our pres believes there are 57 states...can you imagine what would have happened if Bush said that.

well, isn't kenya the 51st state?

Florida and California aren't states, they are foreign countries.

No, but Georgia is.

Rasty · Jan 12th 2015, 7:49pm

milkman wrote:

Drybones wrote:

LIhikers wrote:

I just watched that.
We're doomed! Really

Our pres believes there are 57 states...can you imagine what would have happened if Bush said that.

I know a 23yo kid that thinks Georgia is a town in Alabama. When we would say we're gonna run over to Georgia he thought we were going to the next town over.

Just try works geography for a laugh. Ask these kids to show you were Lithuania is.

jimmyjam · Jan 12th 2015, 7:52pm

WanderingStovie wrote:

jimmyjam wrote:

max.patch wrote:

Drybones wrote:

LIhikers wrote:

I just watched that.
We're doomed! Really

Our pres believes there are 57 states...can you imagine what would have happened if Bush said that.

well, isn't kenya the 51st state?

Florida and California aren't states, they are foreign countries.

No, but Georgia is.

I lived in Ft. Lauderdale for a short while in my 20's, I'd swear it's a foreign country, even the DMV was in espanol. lol

A.T.Lt · Jan 12th 2015, 7:53pm

milkman wrote:

Drybones wrote:

LIhikers wrote:

I just watched that.
We're doomed! Really

Our pres believes there are 57 states...can you imagine what would have happened if Bush said that.

I know a 23yo kid that thinks Georgia is a town in Alabama. When we would say we're gonna run over to Georgia he thought we were going to the next town over.

I know people that though New Jersey was the capital of New York...

milkman · Jan 12th 2015, 8:12pm

Finally the right answer at the end.

Astro · Jan 12th 2015, 10:06pm

jimmyjam wrote:

max.patch wrote:

Drybones wrote:

LIhikers wrote:

I just watched that.
We're doomed! Really

Our pres believes there are 57 states...can you imagine what would have happened if Bush said that.

well, isn't kenya the 51st state?

Florida and California aren't states, they are foreign countries.

Come on FL is one of the states, but now the Conch Republic (Key West), you might have something there.

milkman · Jan 12th 2015, 10:14pm

Astro wrote:

Come on FL is one of the states, but now the Conch Republic (Key West), you might have something there.

Whole different world down there.

LIhikers · Jan 12th 2015, 11:36pm

Rasty wrote:

milkman wrote:

Drybones wrote:

LIhikers wrote:

I just watched that.
We're doomed! Really

Our pres believes there are 57 states...can you imagine what would have happened if Bush said that.

I know a 23yo kid that thinks Georgia is a town in Alabama. When we would say we're gonna run over to Georgia he thought we were going to the next town over.

Just try works geography for a laugh. Ask these kids to show you were Lithuania is.

Lithuania? Wasn't that a ship?

Grinder · Jan 13th 2015, 12:46am

Drybones wrote:

Our pres believes there are 57 states...can you imagine what would have happened if Bush said that.

He would've had to be able to count that high to say so.

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