You Suck, but look at how great I am

Rasty · Nov 27th 2016, 10:17pm

The title says it all. This is a thread for you to let everyone know that you are far superior to them. Cof124

max.patch · Nov 27th 2016, 10:35pm

i have a lousy POAT vs BEAT ratio so everyone should put me on ignore.

LIhikers · Nov 27th 2016, 10:49pm

I'm not qualified to post in this thread as I'm not great at all.
All I can say is I'm better than some and worse than others, and even that changes on a minute by minute basis.

Astro · Nov 27th 2016, 10:53pm

Had to go with 42.

Learned at the old cafe that is always the right answer.

Mountain-Mike · Nov 27th 2016, 11:33pm

I yried voting for #11, but apparently something is wrong with my voice recognition software.

AnotherKevin · Nov 27th 2016, 11:40pm

Mountain-Mike wrote:

I yried voting for #11, but apparently something is wrong with my voice recognition software.

Deficient at best, since I'm doing it all wrong!

JimBlue · Nov 28th 2016, 4:33am

Oh. I'm an average wanna be.
And I'm okay.
I sleep at night.
and talk all day.

Traffic Jam · Nov 28th 2016, 7:50am

I'm so superior, they named a lake after me.

LIhikers · Nov 28th 2016, 9:51am

that's what I like , a sense of Good Humor.

max.patch · Nov 28th 2016, 10:06am

i don't like to brag, but....

[IMG:http://ww1.prweb.com/prfiles/2012/09/06/9874463/MOTW2%20JPEG.jpg]

Socks · Nov 28th 2016, 10:12am

I'm so superior I can tie one hand behind my back with one hand tied behind my back

Socks · Nov 28th 2016, 10:14am

when I woke up this morning I was feeling mildly superior, but after fixing my heater (bad flame roll-out switch) I'm feeling a bit Stephen hawkish.

jimmyjam · Nov 28th 2016, 10:28am

meat wrote:

when I woke up this morning I was feeling mildly superior, but after fixing my heater (bad flame roll-out switch) I'm feeling a bit Stephen hawkish.

Me too because I just figured out that the plotter here wasn't printing because the switch was off. Rocket science.

Socks · Nov 28th 2016, 10:34am

jimmyjam wrote:

meat wrote:

when I woke up this morning I was feeling mildly superior, but after fixing my heater (bad flame roll-out switch) I'm feeling a bit Stephen hawkish.

Me too because I just figured out that the plotter here wasn't printing because the switch was off. Rocket science.

my flame roll-out switch was broken in as much as...I wiped the dust off it with a Q-tip

so I guess it really wasn't broken at all, and did its job.

Rocket science indeed, I like that! :thumbsup:

Socks · Nov 28th 2016, 10:37am

...but I'm still feeling far superior!

WanderingStovie · Nov 28th 2016, 11:57am

TrafficJam wrote:

I'm so superior, they named a lake after me.

Yes mother superior. Nun of us have better habits.

WanderingStovie · Nov 28th 2016, 11:59am

I eat beans before I bike. I ought to work at JPL.

Rasty · Nov 28th 2016, 12:46pm

max.patch wrote:

i don't like to brag, but....

[IMG:http://ww1.prweb.com/prfiles/2012/09/06/9874463/MOTW2%20JPEG.jpg]

What kind of man wears blue shorts with a green shirt? Let's not even talk about the yellow hat.

Socks · Nov 28th 2016, 1:00pm

WanderingStovie wrote:

I eat beans before I bike. I ought to work at JPL.

I hear there's an opening

Socks · Nov 28th 2016, 1:01pm

Rasty wrote:

max.patch wrote:

i don't like to brag, but....Edit

What kind of man wears blue shorts with a green shirt? Let's not even talk about the yellow hat.

Display Spoiler

max.patch · Nov 28th 2016, 1:07pm

Rasty wrote:

max.patch wrote:

i don't like to brag, but....

[IMG:http://ww1.prweb.com/prfiles/2012/09/06/9874463/MOTW2%20JPEG.jpg]

What kind of man wears blue shorts with a green shirt? Let's not even talk about the yellow hat.

looks better than a man wearin a dress.

max.patch · Nov 28th 2016, 1:08pm

meat wrote:

Rasty wrote:

max.patch wrote:

i don't like to brag, but....Edit

What kind of man wears blue shorts with a green shirt? Let's not even talk about the yellow hat.

Display Spoiler

color blind

a brazilian? those are the flag colors of brazil.

Astro · Nov 28th 2016, 1:27pm

Rasty wrote:

max.patch wrote:

i don't like to brag, but....

[IMG:http://ww1.prweb.com/prfiles/2012/09/06/9874463/MOTW2%20JPEG.jpg]

What kind of man wears blue shorts with a green shirt? Let's not even talk about the yellow hat.

Rasty, you obviously never lived in South Florida.

Astro · Nov 28th 2016, 1:29pm

max.patch wrote:

meat wrote:

Rasty wrote:

max.patch wrote:

i don't like to brag, but....Edit

What kind of man wears blue shorts with a green shirt? Let's not even talk about the yellow hat.

Display Spoiler

color blind

a brazilian? those are the flag colors of brazil.

Brazil, ,most fun country I ever lived in! :thumbup:

LIhikers · Nov 28th 2016, 1:32pm

Rasty wrote:

max.patch wrote:

i don't like to brag, but....

[IMG:http://ww1.prweb.com/prfiles/2012/09/06/9874463/MOTW2%20JPEG.jpg]

What kind of man wears blue shorts with a green shirt? Let's not even talk about the yellow hat.

Millennials.....or however you spell it.
or maybe hipsters of a certain persuasion

Rasty · Nov 28th 2016, 2:33pm

All these explanations defy the "man patch" logic. There isn't an earth tone anywhere to be seen. Unacceptable!

jimmyjam · Nov 28th 2016, 2:41pm

Rasty wrote:

All these explanations defy the "man patch" logic. There isn't an earth tone anywhere to be seen. Unacceptable!

Maybe his underwear is brown. PooFan

max.patch · Nov 28th 2016, 2:46pm

Rasty wrote:

All these explanations defy the "man patch" logic. There isn't an earth tone anywhere to be seen. Unacceptable!

would you buy...good contrast to be easily seen by hunters?

chief · Nov 28th 2016, 4:05pm

i've been called prick and asshole by two of the more "esteemed" members of this forum. that should count for something.

Sarcasmtheelf · Nov 28th 2016, 5:35pm

chief wrote:

i've been called prick and asshole by two of the more "esteemed" members of this forum. that should count for something.

There must be some mistake. We don't allow esteemed members here.

chief · Nov 28th 2016, 5:58pm

SarcasmTheElf wrote:

chief wrote:

i've been called prick and asshole by two of the more "esteemed" members of this forum. that should count for something.

There must be some mistake. We don't allow esteemed members here.

exactly!

Drybones · Nov 28th 2016, 6:08pm

I can't believe two had the balls to vote Lone Wolf level....there's room for only one at that level.

jimmyjam · Nov 28th 2016, 6:09pm

Drybones wrote:

I can't believe two had the balls to vote Lone Wolf level....there's room for only one at that level.

chief · Nov 28th 2016, 6:21pm

chief wrote:

i've been called prick and asshole by two of the more "esteemed" members of this forum. that should count for something.

i see several people "liked" my post. wonder which side of the equation they like.

p + ah + esteemed = something

jimmyjam · Nov 28th 2016, 6:24pm

chief wrote:

chief wrote:

i've been called prick and asshole by two of the more "esteemed" members of this forum. that should count for something.

i see several people "liked" my post. wonder which side of the equation they like.
p + ah + esteemed = something

We're all on the same side here. The Outside.

chief · Nov 28th 2016, 6:38pm

jimmyjam wrote:

chief wrote:

chief wrote:

i've been called prick and asshole by two of the more "esteemed" members of this forum. that should count for something.

i see several people "liked" my post. wonder which side of the equation they like.p + ah + esteemed = something

We're all on the same side here. The Outside.

that's good because i'm banned from the inside.

Drybones · Nov 28th 2016, 6:44pm

I thought being a prick or asshole was a requirement for membership here....have I logged onto the wrong site?

Sarcasmtheelf · Nov 28th 2016, 7:04pm

Drybones wrote:

I thought being a prick or asshole was a requirement for membership here....have I logged onto the wrong site?

I think there are a lot of people who mix up being an asshole and just being blunt. I consider myself to just be blunt on occasion, but that's for others to decide.

max.patch · Nov 28th 2016, 7:08pm

chief wrote:

chief wrote:

i've been called prick and asshole by two of the more "esteemed" members of this forum. that should count for something.

i see several people "liked" my post. wonder which side of the equation they like.
p + ah + esteemed = something

6 likes! that just may be your personal record.

Foresight · Nov 28th 2016, 7:17pm

This is cute, y'all have a poll to see which one of ya gets a title shot. Pfft, I scoff at thee.....Bring it on.

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