So there's this dude whose sense of self is inflated in my eyes who works day shift. Currently he's camped out near my office working on a project. More often than not I come in to find the cable to my printer removed and hooked up between his laptop and separate monitor. I'm not a fan of drama so I never confronted him about it. Instead, I'm a fan of getting ahead so I make it a point to feed my dogs right before leaving to come to work. Feeding my beagles more often than not results in dogshit getting on my shoes so I simply deal with it until I get to work then head over to this guy's trash can and clean off my boots. I think it's a fair trade off.
If your Doctor is a tree, you're on acid.