Dang, I nearly forgot. September is Prostate Cancer Awareness month!
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Wait, this can't be right, I had one doctor tell it was in July, and another in January. =O anyway, I'm good.TrafficJam wrote:
Dang, I nearly forgot. September is Prostate Cancer Awareness month!
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Foresight wrote:
Yesterday morning I would have agreed with you; today? I'm not so sure anymore because another thing I learned is that, whether you want to see it or not, the Dr is going to show you pictures from inside your dad's butt and there wasn't nothing in there that was brown. I guess the horror stories I've heard about the "cleansing routine" you have to go through before the procedure are true.
Foresight wrote:
I took my dad (82) earlier today for a colonoscopy (all was well, he's incredibly healthy). I get there to find out that I'm not allowed to leave the waiting area in case they need me for anything. Well, let me tell you......At 50 I was by far the youngest person there and I learned a lot:
I learned that old people have no shame; if it enters their brain it comes out their mouth.
I learned that Jimmy Swaggart (did you know he's 84?) just signed some kinda deal that expands his reach to 182,000,000 new homes across the world.
I learned that Deborah was the 7th of 10 children born to her mother. The first 3 were by another father who took them and kicked her mama out of the house because that's what they do in West Virginia.
I learned that it's perfectly acceptable to talk to the people on the television.
I learned that Harold, who was there for his 5th colonoscopy at that particular office is in love with his nurse, Vicky, and wants to have his picture taken with her.
I learned that old people can't stand the sight of someone contentedly reading and must rescue them from the horrors of said activity by continually engaging them in conversation about polyps, internal hemorrhoids and diverticuli.
I learned that trying to read with Fox News is on the tv is also impossible.
I learned that the tv's in doctors office frequented by old people are turned up incredibly loud because old people can't hear.
I learned that farting is not only a byproduct of said colonoscopy, but that it is encouraged by the staff; think rookery. A veritable cacophony of flatulence.
Astro wrote:
I only stayed in a motel 3 times on my 7 week hike this summer, but the best part for me other than perhaps the hot shower and washing clothes was being able to watch Fox News.
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max.patch wrote:
i watched morton downey jr yell at the pablum puking liberals.Astro wrote:
I only stayed in a motel 3 times on my 7 week hike this summer, but the best part for me other than perhaps the hot shower and washing clothes was being able to watch Fox News.
socks wrote:
I watched porno.max.patch wrote:
i watched morton downey jr yell at the pablum puking liberals.Astro wrote:
I only stayed in a motel 3 times on my 7 week hike this summer, but the best part for me other than perhaps the hot shower and washing clothes was being able to watch Fox News.
max.patch wrote:
socks wrote:
I watched porno.max.patch wrote:
i watched morton downey jr yell at the pablum puking liberals.Astro wrote:
I only stayed in a motel 3 times on my 7 week hike this summer, but the best part for me other than perhaps the hot shower and washing clothes was being able to watch Fox News.
socks wrote:
I watched porno.max.patch wrote:
i watched morton downey jr yell at the pablum puking liberals.Astro wrote:
I only stayed in a motel 3 times on my 7 week hike this summer, but the best part for me other than perhaps the hot shower and washing clothes was being able to watch Fox News.
max.patch wrote:
socks wrote:
I watched porno.max.patch wrote:
i watched morton downey jr yell at the pablum puking liberals.Astro wrote:
I only stayed in a motel 3 times on my 7 week hike this summer, but the best part for me other than perhaps the hot shower and washing clothes was being able to watch Fox News.
rafe wrote:
Beats faux news. Even with all their airhead blondes.socks wrote:
I watched porno.max.patch wrote:
i watched morton downey jr yell at the pablum puking liberals.Astro wrote:
I only stayed in a motel 3 times on my 7 week hike this summer, but the best part for me other than perhaps the hot shower and washing clothes was being able to watch Fox News.
socks wrote:
everytime I watch this I think, what a bold face liar he was, no compunction what so ever.max.patch wrote:
socks wrote:
I watched porno.max.patch wrote:
i watched morton downey jr yell at the pablum puking liberals.Astro wrote:
I only stayed in a motel 3 times on my 7 week hike this summer, but the best part for me other than perhaps the hot shower and washing clothes was being able to watch Fox News.
socks wrote:
I watched porno.max.patch wrote:
i watched morton downey jr yell at the pablum puking liberals.Astro wrote:
I only stayed in a motel 3 times on my 7 week hike this summer, but the best part for me other than perhaps the hot shower and washing clothes was being able to watch Fox News.
rafe wrote:
Sure beats lying about WMDs in order to start a war. 4000+ US servicemen dead, Trillions of dollars down the drain. But blow jobs matter!socks wrote:
everytime I watch this I think, what a bold face liar he was, no compunction what so ever.max.patch wrote:
socks wrote:
I watched porno.max.patch wrote:
i watched morton downey jr yell at the pablum puking liberals.Astro wrote:
I only stayed in a motel 3 times on my 7 week hike this summer, but the best part for me other than perhaps the hot shower and washing clothes was being able to watch Fox News.
i'll do my part to help.TrafficJam wrote:
And in the spirit of bringing this back to the topic, did you know...
Stupid phone
socks wrote:
everytime I watch this I think, what a bold face liar he was, no compunction what so ever.max.patch wrote:
socks wrote:
I watched porno.max.patch wrote:
i watched morton downey jr yell at the pablum puking liberals.Astro wrote:
I only stayed in a motel 3 times on my 7 week hike this summer, but the best part for me other than perhaps the hot shower and washing clothes was being able to watch Fox News.
max.patch wrote:
i'll do my part to help.TrafficJam wrote:
And in the spirit of bringing this back to the topic, did you know...Stupid phone
i had the biopsy a year ago. i wasn't concerned at all about what the results would be, but i gotta admit i was concerned about how much pain the procedure would have. and...there really is no pain at all. slight discomfort at most during the procedure. none afterwards. piece of cake and nothing to concern yourself about.
Drybones wrote:
Who's better at it, him or Hillary?socks wrote:
everytime I watch this I think, what a bold face liar he was, no compunction what so ever.max.patch wrote:
socks wrote:
I watched porno.max.patch wrote:
i watched morton downey jr yell at the pablum puking liberals.Astro wrote:
I only stayed in a motel 3 times on my 7 week hike this summer, but the best part for me other than perhaps the hot shower and washing clothes was being able to watch Fox News.
(trying this again...my phone won't copy and paste to the cafe this week.)TrafficJam wrote:
And in the spirit of bringing this back to the topic, did you know...socks wrote:
I watched porno.max.patch wrote:
i watched morton downey jr yell at the pablum puking liberals.Astro wrote:
I only stayed in a motel 3 times on my 7 week hike this summer, but the best part for me other than perhaps the hot shower and washing clothes was being able to watch Fox News.
Stupid phone
Do you mean PSA?TrafficJam wrote:
Did anyone catch the double entendre of the thread title?
milkman wrote:
Do you mean PSA?Poop Shute Analysis?TrafficJam wrote:
Did anyone catch the double entendre of the thread title?
CoachLou wrote:
We are all very lucky that our main Babe here, is a Nurse ..........................................
milkman wrote:
Do you mean PSA?Poop Shute Analysis?TrafficJam wrote:
Did anyone catch the double entendre of the thread title?
....but you see there you are.......a nurse and a elementary school teacher, prolly the only two professions that could deal with this lot!TrafficJam wrote:
Believe me, that's a distinction that I don't really enjoy. I've tried hard to recruit other women but they take one look and never come back...except Twistwrist.CoachLou wrote:
We are all very lucky that our main Babe here, is a Nurse ..........................................
Close enough.milkman wrote:
Do you mean PSA?Poop Shute Analysis?TrafficJam wrote:
Did anyone catch the double entendre of the thread title?