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How long does cheese last on the trail?
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Till it's gone
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What kind of cheese?
Cheese doesn't spoil. It turns into another kind of cheese. But not all kinds of cheese are edible.I'm not lost. I know where I am. I'm right here. -
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milkman wrote:
If you're gonna bring cheese and you're hiking with WOO be sure he brings a Swiss Army knife with a cork screw.
You just got yourself moderated -
TrainWreck wrote:
milkman wrote:
If you're gonna bring cheese and you're hiking with WOO be sure he brings a Swiss Army knife with a cork screw.
You just got yourself moderated
Am I the first?Changes Daily→ ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫ ♪♫♪♫♪♫ ← Don't blame me. It's That Lonesome Guitar. -
milkman wrote:
TrainWreck wrote:
milkman wrote:
If you're gonna bring cheese and you're hiking with WOO be sure he brings a Swiss Army knife with a cork screw.
You just got yourself moderated
Am I the first?
no, I think there are quite a few here who've had the pleasure in the past -
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ChinMusic wrote:
well?
I would not actually recommend putting it on the trail. Might get cited for littering,feeding the wildlife, inciting hiker riots, etc. If you just keep it in your backpack it will last forever. On the other hand if you just leave it at home your pack will be lighter and you won't have all these issues to deal with................................................................................. -
I would think the answer would depend on how many hungry hikers spotted the cheese. I give it about 2 seconds while elbows are being thrown to see who gets the cheese.There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
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Dogs are excellent judges of character, this fact goes a long way toward explaining why some people don't like being around them.
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Alright Elf. Give it up. What's a parsec?Changes Daily→ ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫ ♪♫♪♫♪♫ ← Don't blame me. It's That Lonesome Guitar. -
milkman wrote:
Alright Elf. Give it up. What's a parsec?
you're so ignorant .
It's a mathematical algorithm that calculates cheese consumption per second, i.e.
parmesan / second
Go to the back row of the class. -
milkman wrote:
Alright Elf. Give it up. What's a parsec?
You can't get there from here!Cheesecake> Ramen -
TrainWreck wrote:
you're so ignorant .
It's a mathematical algorithm that calculates cheese consumption per second, i.e.
parmesan / second
Go to the back row of the class.
Uh, I'll wait to hear it from a reliable source. Elf?Changes Daily→ ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫ ♪♫♪♫♪♫ ← Don't blame me. It's That Lonesome Guitar. -
milkman wrote:
Alright Elf. Give it up. What's a parsec?
It's proof thst i'm a dork:
http://scifi.about.com/od/starwarsglossaryandfaq/a/Star-Wars-Faq_Why-Did-Han-Solo-Say-He-Made-The-Kessel-Run-In-12-Parsecs.htmDogs are excellent judges of character, this fact goes a long way toward explaining why some people don't like being around them. -
milkman wrote:
TrainWreck wrote:
you're so ignorant .
It's a mathematical algorithm that calculates cheese consumption per second, i.e.
parmesan / second
Go to the back row of the class.
Uh, I'll wait to hear it from a reliable source. Elf?
What does an elf know about cheese? Peppermint, maybe :cheer: -
SarcasmTheElf wrote:
milkman wrote:
Alright Elf. Give it up. What's a parsec?
It's proof thst i'm a dork:
http://scifi.about.com/od/starwarsglossaryandfaq/a/Star-Wars-Faq_Why-Did-Han-Solo-Say-He-Made-The-Kessel-Run-In-12-Parsecs.htm
I knew there was more to it. Could you please forward to tw@atcafe.netChanges Daily→ ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫ ♪♫♪♫♪♫ ← Don't blame me. It's That Lonesome Guitar. -
milkman wrote:
TrainWreck wrote:
milkman wrote:
If you're gonna bring cheese and you're hiking with WOO be sure he brings a Swiss Army knife with a cork screw.
You just got yourself moderated
Am I the first?
Maybe if Train Wreck knew how to put someone on moderated status! :dry: :lol: :sick: :silly:Sometimes you will never know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory.
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Rasty wrote:
milkman wrote:
TrainWreck wrote:
milkman wrote:
If you're gonna bring cheese and you're hiking with WOO be sure he brings a Swiss Army knife with a cork screw.
You just got yourself moderated
Am I the first?
Maybe if Train Wreck knew how to put someone on moderated status! :dry: :lol: :sick: :silly:
Hey! I'm immoderately immodest when it comes to moderating morons! -
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slowmind wrote:
Cheese won't make it 1 mile... it has no legs
A bloc of melted Velveeta was clocked at moving approximately .00001975 ft/sec -
ChooChooTrain wrote:
Hey! I'm immoderately immodest when it comes to moderating morons!
I can't wait to see immoderately immodest when you're hiking up to your butt in gators and cotton mouths in Feb. That gator you've been dealing with ain't nothing.Changes Daily→ ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫ ♪♫♪♫♪♫ ← Don't blame me. It's That Lonesome Guitar. -
milkman wrote:
If you're gonna bring cheese and you're hiking with WOO be sure he brings a Swiss Army knife with a cork screw.
Ouch that hurts.... you got Whine with that?Be wise enough to walk away from the nonsense around you! -
ChooChooTrain wrote:
milkman wrote:
TrainWreck wrote:
you're so ignorant .
It's a mathematical algorithm that calculates cheese consumption per second, i.e.
parmesan / second
Go to the back row of the class.
Uh, I'll wait to hear it from a reliable source. Elf?
What does an elf know about cheese? Peppermint, maybe :cheer:
I read on the Int-tor-net that Peppermit keeps sheltermoose away. OK tht's what I hearst.Be wise enough to walk away from the nonsense around you! -
Depends entirely on wind velocity and direction. On a still day a potent fart's aroma might linger for quite sometime. Any cross breeze will pretty much spare anyone near you unless there are switchbacks involved. A mild breeze moving the same direction as you could keep you enveloped in noxious fumes for quite some time. It pays to know which way the wind blows when one's cheese containment apparatus begins to reach its natural limits. Of course if you position yourself just downwind of a privy no one will know what happened unless your decibels get out of control. Jeeze these degrees of cheese in the breeze can bring the unwary to their knees.................................................................................
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aficion you left out the part where my dad used that for self propulsion up hill ol man.Be wise enough to walk away from the nonsense around you!
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aficion wrote:
Depends entirely on wind velocity and direction. On a still day a potent fart's aroma might linger for quite sometime. Any cross breeze will pretty much spare anyone near you unless there are switchbacks involved. A mild breeze moving the same direction as you could keep you enveloped in noxious fumes for quite some time. It pays to know which way the wind blows when one's cheese containment apparatus begins to reach its natural limits. Of course if you position yourself just downwind of a privy no one will know what happened unless your decibels get out of control. Jeeze these degrees of cheese in the breeze can bring the unwary to their knees. -
slowmind wrote:
Cheese won't make it 1 mile... it has no legs
I beg to differ. Otherwise, how could . . .
wait for it . . .
The Cheese Stands Alone? -
Trillium wrote:
slowmind wrote:
Cheese won't make it 1 mile... it has no legs
I beg to differ. Otherwise, how could . . .
wait for it . . .
The Cheese Stands Alone?
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TrainWreck wrote:
Trillium wrote:
slowmind wrote:
Cheese won't make it 1 mile... it has no legs
I beg to differ. Otherwise, how could . . .
wait for it . . .
The Cheese Stands Alone?
.....groan.....
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