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Why do I hate this thread in the summertime?

Quote from Dan76: “the cat supposedly charged a police officer ” I wish the cat had ripped his balls off first...he might then have an excuse for killing it, although, he still needs an excuse for harassing it in the first place

Quote from Astro: “Quote from odd man out: “I think I am the only person on my street who doesn't have a riding lawn mower. ” Once all the boys move out, I will have to buy another. 1.5 acres is more than I personally want to use a push mower on every week. ” I spoiled myself once, used to take 1.5 hours to push cut the yard, got a new mower that reduced it to 15 minutes...didn't really need the big 0 mower with that yard but I do now...sure wish I'd had it years ago when I was cutting 2 acres.

Quote from TrafficJam: “One of those groundhog/marmot/woodchuck critters ran across the road today. He was fast. Usually, they sit on the side of the road or in yards without a care in the world. I had no idea they could run that fast. ” I was driving down the road and came upon a large groundhog in the middle of my lane...if he hadn't stood up he'd of been okay.

Quote from NoAngel: “Quote from TrafficJam: “This seems an appropriate day to point out that frequent ejaculation may prevent prostate cancer. ” Looks like I have a new hobby lol. ” Learning to pay the organ are you?

The GM store I shopped at in Brainard, MN was a great store, good stuff, good price...the new store they built in Gadsden a year ago and now closed had products that just were not geared to this area, most red necks around here are not going to spend $100 on a pair of designer pants to wear to the woods, they focused mostly on guns but didn't do due diligence researching the area or they would have found that B&B pawn and gun was already selling guns way under what they would price them at.

Quote from TrafficJam: “Well, the concert is done. Doubtful that I'll ever do another one. It was humiliating. ”

Quote from IMScotty: “appalachiantrailcafe.net/index.php/Attachment/9343/appalachiantrailcafe.net/index.php/Attachment/9344/ Took a long time to pick a quart of these tiny wild blueberries, but it was so worth the effort. They are so much more flavorful than those store-bought ones. Cooked up some Lemon Blueberry muffins! ” When I moved from VA we had several gallons of blue berries in the freezer we had to give away, there was a large lake at the top of the 27,000 acre Clinch Mountain national …

Quote from max.patch: “don't feel bad for the old guy. they flew him to mars with beer and a hot blonde to keep him company... youtube.com/watch?v=PwyA367Lfa…ube.com%2F&has_verified=1 ” That guy don't interest me at all....now those gals with him...different story.

Camped at Coleman Lake this week end to ride the horse trails, was a wasted week end, okay weather for road bikes but a killer for serious mt bike trails, too hot, saw what I thought was a bobcat at first but on second though believe it was a young cougar.

Quote from SarcasmTheElf: “Quote from ScareBear: “So, I've done the research. I think I have finally come up with my solution to the problem. For almost any kind of bear. With a 9mm. Seriously. You can fast forward to 2:20 of this video. The guy isn't a fan because he is looking at it from a human v. human self-defense viewpoint. From a human v. bear viewpoint, ANY .38/9mm diameter bullet that can penetrate THREE FEET of ballistic gel, FIVE GALLONS OF WATER and still carry on is going to ruin Mr…

Quote from Dan76: “Quote from TrafficJam: “Quote from Wise Old Owl: “Welcome to Double Tap - lightweight and OMG theblaze.com/news/2012/03/28/h…5-concealed-carry-pistol/ The aluminum and titanium versions start at $499 and $729 respectively. It also comes in a 9MM version. ” I'm not so sure about only having 2 rounds in the chamber. ” I read a report recently whereby a sniper waited until two targets were in alignment with his position. He then fired one shot and eliminated two bad guys. ” My fa…

Quote from Dan76: “Quote from Drybones: “Sucks!!! here in AL, I need scuba gear to go outside. ” Send some rain to Utah. ” I can handle the rain, it's the humidity that gets me....at least %110.

Quote from NoAngel: “Erik the Black is having a 50% off sale on maps and guides. blackwoodspress.com/ ” I wish I needed one.

My old Moto phone is on it's last leg, about to fall apart into two halves, and it's so slow it's almost useless as a gps which is what I got it for. I could not bring myself to spend $700-$800 for something I don't normally carry so I did some research and ended up ordering an LG G5 phone for $265, the two things that swayed me on it was the camera, 16 MP and 8 MP wide angle in back and 8 MP in front, and the fact you can replace batteries...for hiking I'd take two extra batteries instead of a …

Quote from uncle meat: “For the last twenty min and with morning coffee, I've been on watching this squirrel try to figure out how to get a 6" x 6" piece of cardboard up a tree he tore off of a box of dirt I had layin/lying/liing around outside for potting, now it's raining and he's a dirty hot mess. He keeps stepin' on it and pulling it out of his mouth, then it falls to the ground. ” He'll figure it out....wish I was as smart as a squirrel....he'd probable get the earlier post that was over my…

Quote from TrafficJam: “Quote from chief: “Quote from WanderingStovie: “Quote from Drybones: “Quote from TrafficJam: “Quote from TrafficJam: “I thinks it's dead . Held it in my hand for a while and it didn't move and it's dried and hard. ” I just realized how that sounds,,,it was definitely unintentional. Sorry if it upset anyone's sensibilities. ” Damn!!!...I've found a woman who's mind is deeper in the gutter than mine! ” TJ's bread is sponge-worthy. ” That was funny in a sitcom context, but p…

Quote from TrafficJam: “Quote from chief: “Quote from WanderingStovie: “Quote from Drybones: “Quote from TrafficJam: “Quote from TrafficJam: “I thinks it's dead . Held it in my hand for a while and it didn't move and it's dried and hard. ” I just realized how that sounds,,,it was definitely unintentional. Sorry if it upset anyone's sensibilities. ” Damn!!!...I've found a woman who's mind is deeper in the gutter than mine! ” TJ's bread is sponge-worthy. ” That was funny in a sitcom context, but p…

Sucks!!! here in AL, I need scuba gear to go outside.

Wish that service had been there when I was, I left the motel well before daylight and didn't bother trying to try catching a ride in the dark, was only 4 miles to the trail and I figured I could hike it in an hour rather than wasting 2 hours trying to catch a ride, did another 24 miles after hitting the trail....I was a tired puppy that night., the burgers at Sprelunkers were up there with the best I've ever had.