hikerboy wrote:
OzJacko wrote:
I could run classes that would teach you how to make the purists tear their hair out.
courses include:
reading a menu.
proper hair care.
favorite soap.
calling for a shuttle.
trail angel listing.
how to time it perfectly to arrive for a hiker feed.
calling to make a reservation at places that dont take reservations and getting away with it.
what does paddling have to do with hiking?
proper sightseeing guides
flight plan
privy list
carrying a stuffed mascot.
doing it wrong
Never learnt how to time hiker feeds...
You missed a few but to learn the REAL skills I have, I would need to charge you. Brilliance deserves it's rewards after all.
Resident Australian, proving being a grumpy old man is not just an American trait.