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I'm so glad that after I finished my period of a major move every few years (LI -> NH -> NYC -> AZ -> IL -> CA -> NY) I would up settling Upstate. I grew up on LI, and have lots of people there (including a daughter), but I'm so glad I don't face that every day.
(Not to mention the fact that when I want to go hiking, the drive time to get me to even a remote Catskill or Adirondack trailhead would barely get me through #*$%ing NYC if I still lived on LI..)I'm not lost. I know where I am. I'm right here. -
AnotherKevin wrote:
I'm so glad that after I finished my period of a major move every few years (LI -> NH -> NYC -> AZ -> IL -> CA -> NY) I would up settling Upstate. I grew up on LI, and have lots of people there (including a daughter), but I'm so glad I don't face that every day.
(Not to mention the fact that when I want to go hiking, the drive time to get me to even a remote Catskill or Adirondack trailhead would barely get me through #*$%ing NYC if I still lived on LI..)
jersey drivers are worseits all good -
When my friends in Knoxville complain about traffic, I laugh. I lived near D.C. for 14 yrs.Lost in the right direction.
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Let me get this right....
You are essentially making fun at the driving manners that cause the demise of many vehicles that you make a living out of selling replacements for...?
Resident Australian, proving being a grumpy old man is not just an American trait. -
OzJacko wrote:
Let me get this right....
You are essentially making fun at the driving manners that cause the demise of many vehicles that you make a living out of selling replacements for...?
we have ttrouble moving cars with a manual transmission. they need one hand for the makeup, one for the phone, one to steer, no hands left!!its all good -
hikerboy wrote:
OzJacko wrote:
Let me get this right....
You are essentially making fun at the driving manners that cause the demise of many vehicles that you make a living out of selling replacements for...?
we have ttrouble moving cars with a manual transmission. they need one hand for the makeup, one for the phone, one to steer, no hands left!!
Use your knee to steerSometimes you will never know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory.
Dr. Seuss -
Rasty wrote:
hikerboy wrote:
OzJacko wrote:
Let me get this right....
You are essentially making fun at the driving manners that cause the demise of many vehicles that you make a living out of selling replacements for...?
we have ttrouble moving cars with a manual transmission. they need one hand for the makeup, one for the phone, one to steer, no hands left!!
Use your knee to steerCheesecake> Ramen -
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Imported privately and converted to right hand drive.
In 2017 they are stopping local production of our own GM cars and Camaros etc likely to be imported by GM then.Resident Australian, proving being a grumpy old man is not just an American trait. -
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hikerboy wrote:
OzJacko wrote:
Let me get this right....
You are essentially making fun at the driving manners that cause the demise of many vehicles that you make a living out of selling replacements for...?
we have ttrouble moving cars with a manual transmission. they need one hand for the makeup, one for the phone, one to steer, no hands left!!
In TN you need one hand for the cigarette, one for the Mt. Dew, and one to smack the four little kids bouncing around unrestrained in the back seat. The phone is being held between the chin and shoulder.Lost in the right direction. -
Rasty wrote:
hikerboy wrote:
OzJacko wrote:
Let me get this right....
You are essentially making fun at the driving manners that cause the demise of many vehicles that you make a living out of selling replacements for...?
we have ttrouble moving cars with a manual transmission. they need one hand for the makeup, one for the phone, one to steer, no hands left!!
Use your knee to steer
How am I supposed to keep my coffee steady with only one knee?Do your duty in all things. You cannot do more, you should never wish to do less. - Robert E. Lee -
OzJacko wrote:
If I buy a house in country USA will they let me live in it for more than 3 months at a time?
Just cross the Rio Grande and ask for asylum from those ruffians in Australia. Border Patrol will give you notice to appear for the year 2029Sometimes you will never know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory.
Dr. Seuss -
Grinder wrote:
Rasty wrote:
hikerboy wrote:
OzJacko wrote:
Let me get this right....
You are essentially making fun at the driving manners that cause the demise of many vehicles that you make a living out of selling replacements for...?
we have ttrouble moving cars with a manual transmission. they need one hand for the makeup, one for the phone, one to steer, no hands left!!
Use your knee to steer
How am I supposed to keep my coffee steady with only one knee?
You should have got a thigh master to strength those muscles. Then you could grip the coffee and steerSometimes you will never know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory.
Dr. Seuss -
Rasty wrote:
Grinder wrote:
Rasty wrote:
hikerboy wrote:
OzJacko wrote:
Let me get this right....
You are essentially making fun at the driving manners that cause the demise of many vehicles that you make a living out of selling replacements for...?
we have ttrouble moving cars with a manual transmission. they need one hand for the makeup, one for the phone, one to steer, no hands left!!
Use your knee to steer
How am I supposed to keep my coffee steady with only one knee?
You should have got a thigh master to strength those muscles. Then you could grip the coffee and steer
But my Egg McMuffin is balanced on the other leg, so if I'm moving both to steer so I can grip my coffee, the food might fall.Do your duty in all things. You cannot do more, you should never wish to do less. - Robert E. Lee -
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What am I supposed to hold the map with? Duct tape?I am human and I need to be loved - just like everybody else does
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WanderingStovie wrote:
What am I supposed to hold the map with? Duct tape?
Tape it to the windshield.Do your duty in all things. You cannot do more, you should never wish to do less. - Robert E. Lee -
Grinder wrote:
Rasty wrote:
Grinder wrote:
Rasty wrote:
hikerboy wrote:
OzJacko wrote:
Let me get this right....
You are essentially making fun at the driving manners that cause the demise of many vehicles that you make a living out of selling replacements for...?
we have ttrouble moving cars with a manual transmission. they need one hand for the makeup, one for the phone, one to steer, no hands left!!
Use your knee to steer
How am I supposed to keep my coffee steady with only one knee?
You should have got a thigh master to strength those muscles. Then you could grip the coffee and steer
But my Egg McMuffin is balanced on the other leg, so if I'm moving both to steer so I can grip my coffee, the food might fall.
You might need an automaticSometimes you will never know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory.
Dr. Seuss -
Rasty wrote:
Grinder wrote:
Rasty wrote:
Grinder wrote:
Rasty wrote:
hikerboy wrote:
OzJacko wrote:
Let me get this right....
You are essentially making fun at the driving manners that cause the demise of many vehicles that you make a living out of selling replacements for...?
we have ttrouble moving cars with a manual transmission. they need one hand for the makeup, one for the phone, one to steer, no hands left!!
Use your knee to steer
How am I supposed to keep my coffee steady with only one knee?
You should have got a thigh master to strength those muscles. Then you could grip the coffee and steer
But my Egg McMuffin is balanced on the other leg, so if I'm moving both to steer so I can grip my coffee, the food might fall.
You might need an automatic
there you have itits all good -
Rasty wrote:
Grinder wrote:
Rasty wrote:
Grinder wrote:
Rasty wrote:
hikerboy wrote:
OzJacko wrote:
Let me get this right....
You are essentially making fun at the driving manners that cause the demise of many vehicles that you make a living out of selling replacements for...?
we have ttrouble moving cars with a manual transmission. they need one hand for the makeup, one for the phone, one to steer, no hands left!!
Use your knee to steer
How am I supposed to keep my coffee steady with only one knee?
You should have got a thigh master to strength those muscles. Then you could grip the coffee and steer
But my Egg McMuffin is balanced on the other leg, so if I'm moving both to steer so I can grip my coffee, the food might fall.
You might need an automatic
Oh, so now you're saying I can't drive!
HARRRRRRRRRRRUMPH!Do your duty in all things. You cannot do more, you should never wish to do less. - Robert E. Lee -
I had to drop someone off at Newark at 5:30 this morning and then drive back to stamford for work it was fantastic...
Q: Is there a toll on the GWB?
A: No, but they do charge you $13 for parking.Dogs are excellent judges of character, this fact goes a long way toward explaining why some people don't like being around them. -
TrafficJam wrote:
When my friends in Knoxville complain about traffic, I laugh. I lived near D.C. for 14 yrs.
Could have been worse...could have been Atlanta.I may grow old but I'll never grow up. -
Rasty wrote:
OzJacko wrote:
If I buy a house in country USA will they let me live in it for more than 3 months at a time?
Just cross the Rio Grande and ask for asylum from those ruffians in Australia. Border Patrol will give you notice to appear for the year 2029
Hell, the gov't would buy him house if he came in that way.I may grow old but I'll never grow up. -
OzJacko wrote:
A small house in the country is more like $350k.
My youngest son just took a job with Apple and moved to the San Francisco bay area, a 3 BR, 2 BA house in that area will cost $1million...hope the kid doesn't go to the dark side.I may grow old but I'll never grow up.
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