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Yeah, you and Sarge talked me out of filtering water and I ended up where the only water supply on the section ran from downhill past the shelter latrine. I suppose what doesn't kill you gives you Hep-C.

My Domino's manager would get back at customers by putting anchovy sauce on top of the dough under the pizza sauce. People must have liked it cuz I never heard back about it.

That was supposed to be a joke.

Quote from jimmyjam: “One of my neighbors hosts a neighborhood BBQ twice a year at his house. Of course lots of beer is consumed as most of us walk to it. A couple of years ago we also started doing a whiskey toast. As some of you know I do this ear splitting redneck rebel yell when I do a shot and the folks at the BBQ seem to enjoy it. Well I was on my Lash and missed the party this past June but as requested I phoned in and they put me on speaker phone for the yell. I gave it from on top of a …

Quote from hikerboy: “Quote from Rasty: “I could not look at the title anymore. "Vegan Bacon" is a lie. ” its an oxymoron, like "military intelligence" ” There you go again ,,, (LOL)is I love you HB and not because you are sooooo predictable. I just love everybody. I'm a moron.

Someone needs to invent a ramen sized battery powered microwave for rainy days in the tent.

My 16 year old grandson has been taking culinary classes for a year and it's kinda ruining our restaurant experiences. After he tells us the bad news he tells us not to complain or they will spit in the food. Don't read the rest of this if you have a weak stomach. I was telling my friend this this morning and he told me about a friend in Law Enforcement who gave a known restaurateur a ticket. When he went to eat at the popular restaurant he saw the employee looking at him through the kitchen win…

It's harder to fall into a cat hole and the bears can't hide in a cat hole and scare the crap out of you 1st thing in the morning. Spoken from experience (the bear info that is).

At least one a$$. I'm a moron.

I'm glad to see we are talking important hiking info here. The new members ought to be impressed.

Like my Mom always says, "You can't get blood/water from a stone."

Donald Trump may have been a millionaire when he was 6.

This is the 1st time in 32 years I didn't have "One Day More" and I don't miss it.

1788-69df2c98-small.jpg1787-7b34134f-small.jpg1785-90e44819-small.jpgMy wife painted the whole fence with Seuss things. She is the Cat in the Hat and I married her, too. I suppose I am a bigamist. I was trying to find the digital copy of the original music I wrote for an original Seussmas play. She got me with the cake. I swear, I did not smear it on her. Got even later.

I like ham. I'm a moron.

F Troop was my favorite show at the time.

"You heard how some Indians got their names?" No. Why do you ask 2 dogs f#####g?

I'm still a member, but I never go there ... well maybe if I hear something inconceivable here about TOS. I like it here.

Quote from Da Wolf: “don't know why y'all are whinin' about whiteblaze. i'm still posting there. never any problems with moderators ” Gator likes you. Me and Hikerboy were putting presidents names in the cafe in sentences like "I drove my Lincoln through a ford in the stream" and Gator man said we were talking politics and TOed us. I think Wolf actually helps hikers and has useful info especially on the geography of the trail. Plus he's an institution all by himself. Kicking him off would be lik…

Quote from Dan76: “Quote from grayblazer: “Grand Tetons. ” From Wikipedia However, other historians disagree, and claim that the mountain was named after the Teton Sioux tribe of Native Americans.[6]" Who were known for their large breasteses. ”