you know you are a hiker when ....

Astro · Sep 14th 2014, 10:56pm

Mountain-Mike wrote:

When you sleeping bags, pads & tents take up more room in your closet than your clothes.

I guess I am not there yet. Must be doing it all wrong.

Mountain-Mike · Sep 14th 2014, 11:53pm

You're married! You have to compromise!

Astro · Sep 15th 2014, 12:46am

Good point. We remodeled and built her a new closet, but she still have a good portion of mine.

Socks · Jan 23rd 2015, 6:08am

When your wife slaps you in the back of the head during a meeting with your porfolio manager for asking if little debbie is a publicly traded company.

Traffic Jam · Apr 25th 2017, 8:17pm

...you are doing squats and think, 'this is good practice for pooping in the woods'. Smile019

JimBlue · Apr 25th 2017, 8:48pm

Sarcasmtheelf · Apr 26th 2017, 7:50pm

You're not a real hiker until you leave town with a deli sandwich lashed to the outside of your pack.

JimBlue · Apr 26th 2017, 7:59pm

Or you sing off key to irritate hikers coming up behind you who want you to walk faster.

LIhikers · Apr 26th 2017, 8:07pm

JimBlue wrote:

Or you sing off key to irritate hikers coming up behind you who want you to walk faster.

I don't need a reason to sing off key, if I'm singing, it's off key!

Astro · Apr 26th 2017, 11:09pm

LIhikers wrote:

JimBlue wrote:

Or you sing off key to irritate hikers coming up behind you who want you to walk faster.

I don't need a reason to sing off key, if I'm singing, it's off key!

My son's say if I sing long enough eventually I will hit the right keys a few times.

Socks · Apr 26th 2017, 11:16pm

Your a real (drunken) hiker when you try and figure out what's cheaper...a Six'er to go or Three twofer's on the back of a bar napkin

Wise Old Owl · Apr 28th 2017, 11:17pm

When you see someone who is really trying and doing something dumb and you keep hiking and say nothing..

Not to be supportive.. but why open a can of worms? Life is a box of chocolates..... some are not to sweet.

Like watchin younger folks - Pink Blazing for example.

you know you are a hiker when ....

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