You know you're in a redneck joint when

Drybones wrote:

When we were at Orange Beach over Thanksgiving the FloraBama had a big fat guy pull his pants down and bend over...if you threw a slab of bacon and it stuck to his a$$ you got a free drink......does that classify? A lot of female flashers also.

Rasty wrote:

How come 97% of beer cans laying on the side of the road are

Bud light
Miller Lite
Icehouse
Coors light

When was the last time you saw a microbrew can laying on the side of the road?

Rasty wrote:

How come 97% of beer cans laying on the side of the road are

Bud light
Miller Lite
Icehouse
Coors light

When was the last time you saw a microbrew can laying on the side of the road?

ScareBear wrote:

Rasty wrote:

How come 97% of beer cans laying on the side of the road are

Bud light
Miller Lite
Icehouse
Coors light

When was the last time you saw a microbrew can laying on the side of the road?

Other than Dale's, I am trying to think of a microbrew in a can....

Rasty wrote:

ScareBear wrote:

Rasty wrote:

How come 97% of beer cans laying on the side of the road are

Bud light
Miller Lite
Icehouse
Coors light

When was the last time you saw a microbrew can laying on the side of the road?

Other than Dale's, I am trying to think of a microbrew in a can....

There are many many canned microbrews

jimmyjam wrote:

Thanks for picking up. I hate litter. No sense in it at all.

sheepdog wrote:

jimmyjam wrote:

Thanks for picking up. I hate litter. No sense in it at all.

That's why I like Michigan's deposit law. Kids can still make a few bucks and the roads are cleaner.

odd man out wrote:

sheepdog wrote:

jimmyjam wrote:

Thanks for picking up. I hate litter. No sense in it at all.

That's why I like Michigan's deposit law. Kids can still make a few bucks and the roads are cleaner.

when I was in grad school at MSU I lived a couple blocks from the "student ghetto". I would "borrow" a shopping cart from the local grocery store and go shopping early Saturday morning. En route I would fill up the cart with hundreds of bottles from the gutter and use the deposit to pay my entire grocery bill. After a few months, the local high School kids caught on to the wind fall and I had to get out earlier each week to beat them to the punch.

Drybones wrote:

TrafficJam wrote:

Now, there's a difference between redneck, country folk, and very country.

Would you put yourself in one of those categories? My son has a most valuable asset, can fit in anywhere, right at home in a corporate board meeting or in the redest of redneck dives....I'm guessing the latter came from my genes...no idea where the former came from.....and BTW,

Astro wrote:

SarcasmTheElf wrote:

LIhikers wrote:

It's my observation that Redneck country starts in Pennsylvania.

It starts pretty much everywhere well outside of the cities. About 1/3 of Connecticut is redneck country, so is about 3/5 of NY state by landmass.

Hiking the AT thru PA, NJ, NY the small towns with the friendly people, American flags, churches, and country music made me feel just like I was back in the South.

I lived in Dansville, NY for five years, was really surprised to find they're as conservative as I, enjoyed living there....good folks.

Dan76 wrote:

Rasty wrote:

How come 97% of beer cans laying on the side of the road are

Bud light
Miller Lite
Icehouse
Coors light

When was the last time you saw a microbrew can laying on the side of the road?

Each quarter we go out to pick up litter on a section of roadway. Invariably the most beer cans are Icehouse. The most beer bottles are Miller Lite. Usually the person picking up the most unusual item gets treated to lunch.

jimmyjam wrote:

sheepdog wrote:

jimmyjam wrote:

Thanks for picking up. I hate litter. No sense in it at all.

That's why I like Michigan's deposit law. Kids can still make a few bucks and the roads are cleaner.

Yeah I think the deposit thing is a good idea. They used to have here when I was a kid, did away with for some reason. I can't stand litter. I'm the guy that rolls down his window, honks his horn and flashes his lights and yells litter bug at people who throw their cigarette butts out the window.

jimmyjam wrote:

Not about a redneck bar but it was funny so I thought I'd share it here. As I stepped out the garage a little while ago I heard a Pop! I looked up and there is Mrs jj standing on the back stoop with about 8 large brightly colored curlers in her hair and just a bath towel wrapped around her and my old daisy BB rifle to her shoulder picking squirrels off the bird feeder in the backyard. Lol! I wanted picture to post but she looked like she might take aim at me if did.

jimmyjam wrote:

Not about a redneck bar but it was funny so I thought I'd share it here. As I stepped out the garage a little while ago I heard a Pop! I looked up and there is Mrs jj standing on the back stoop with about 8 large brightly colored curlers in her hair and just a bath towel wrapped around her and my old daisy BB rifle to her shoulder picking squirrels off the bird feeder in the backyard. Lol! I wanted picture to post but she looked like she might take aim at me if did.

jimmyjam wrote:

meat wrote:

jimmyjam wrote:

Not about a redneck bar but it was funny so I thought I'd share it here. As I stepped out the garage a little while ago I heard a Pop! I looked up and there is Mrs jj standing on the back stoop with about 8 large brightly colored curlers in her hair and just a bath towel wrapped around her and my old daisy BB rifle to her shoulder picking squirrels off the bird feeder in the backyard. Lol! I wanted picture to post but she looked like she might take aim at me if did.

I would pay money to see that

I'll see if I can get a picture of Little Annie Oakley in action tomorrow morning. She's liable to shoot me for it, but it would be worth it.

jimmyjam wrote:

Not about a redneck bar but it was funny so I thought I'd share it here. As I stepped out the garage a little while ago I heard a Pop! I looked up and there is Mrs jj standing on the back stoop with about 8 large brightly colored curlers in her hair and just a bath towel wrapped around her and my old daisy BB rifle to her shoulder picking squirrels off the bird feeder in the backyard. Lol! I wanted picture to post but she looked like she might take aim at me if did.

jimmyjam wrote:

TrafficJam wrote:

jimmyjam wrote:

Not about a redneck bar but it was funny so I thought I'd share it here. As I stepped out the garage a little while ago I heard a Pop! I looked up and there is Mrs jj standing on the back stoop with about 8 large brightly colored curlers in her hair and just a bath towel wrapped around her and my old daisy BB rifle to her shoulder picking squirrels off the bird feeder in the backyard. Lol! I wanted picture to post but she looked like she might take aim at me if did.

I can totally picture it, she sounds awesome.

She even came with her own riding lawn mower, but no boat.

jimmyjam wrote:

TrafficJam wrote:

jimmyjam wrote:

TrafficJam wrote:

jimmyjam wrote:

Not about a redneck bar but it was funny so I thought I'd share it here. As I stepped out the garage a little while ago I heard a Pop! I looked up and there is Mrs jj standing on the back stoop with about 8 large brightly colored curlers in her hair and just a bath towel wrapped around her and my old daisy BB rifle to her shoulder picking squirrels off the bird feeder in the backyard. Lol! I wanted picture to post but she looked like she might take aim at me if did.

I can totally picture it, she sounds awesome.

She even came with her own riding lawn mower, but no boat.

Can't imagine what your neighbors think of y'all now. Sleeping in the yard was bad enough, but lil jam shooting a BB gun in her bath towel and hair rollers...

We are a trip. That's for sure. it's what get when you take guy like me that's lived in woods down a private road for 25 years and then move him to the neighborhood.

jimmyjam wrote:

TrafficJam wrote:

jimmyjam wrote:

TrafficJam wrote:

jimmyjam wrote:

TrafficJam wrote:

jimmyjam wrote:

Not about a redneck bar but it was funny so I thought I'd share it here. As I stepped out the garage a little while ago I heard a Pop! I looked up and there is Mrs jj standing on the back stoop with about 8 large brightly colored curlers in her hair and just a bath towel wrapped around her and my old daisy BB rifle to her shoulder picking squirrels off the bird feeder in the backyard. Lol! I wanted picture to post but she looked like she might take aim at me if did.

I can totally picture it, she sounds awesome.

She even came with her own riding lawn mower, but no boat.

Can't imagine what your neighbors think of y'all now. Sleeping in the yard was bad enough, but lil jam shooting a BB gun in her bath towel and hair rollers...

We are a trip. That's for sure. it's what get when you take guy like me that's lived in woods down a private road for 25 years and then move him to the neighborhood.

Yep, there goes the neighborhood.

That's for sure. I've taught two of the neighbors how to properly holler (rebel yell) after a shot of whiskey.

jimmyjam wrote:

Drybones wrote:

TrafficJam wrote:

jimmyjam wrote:

TrafficJam wrote:

jimmyjam wrote:

TrafficJam wrote:

jimmyjam wrote:

Not about a redneck bar but it was funny so I thought I'd share it here. As I stepped out the garage a little while ago I heard a Pop! I looked up and there is Mrs jj standing on the back stoop with about 8 large brightly colored curlers in her hair and just a bath towel wrapped around her and my old daisy BB rifle to her shoulder picking squirrels off the bird feeder in the backyard. Lol! I wanted picture to post but she looked like she might take aim at me if did.

I can totally picture it, she sounds awesome.

She even came with her own riding lawn mower, but no boat.

Can't imagine what your neighbors think of y'all now. Sleeping in the yard was bad enough, but lil jam shooting a BB gun in her bath towel and hair rollers...

We are a trip. That's for sure. it's what get when you take guy like me that's lived in woods down a private road for 25 years and then move him to the neighborhood.

Yep, there goes the neighborhood.

Property values just went down.

I wonder if that's why the county cop that lived behind us moved last year?????

jimmyjam wrote:

we're not that bad. Nothing illegal going on over here. Except maybe a few firecrackers on New Year's and the 4th.

jimmyjam wrote:

Not about a redneck bar but it was funny so I thought I'd share it here. As I stepped out the garage a little while ago I heard a Pop! I looked up and there is Mrs jj standing on the back stoop with about 8 large brightly colored curlers in her hair and just a bath towel wrapped around her and my old daisy BB rifle to her shoulder picking squirrels off the bird feeder in the backyard. Lol! I wanted picture to post but she looked like she might take aim at me if did.

Dan76 wrote:

jimmyjam wrote:

Not about a redneck bar but it was funny so I thought I'd share it here. As I stepped out the garage a little while ago I heard a Pop! I looked up and there is Mrs jj standing on the back stoop with about 8 large brightly colored curlers in her hair and just a bath towel wrapped around her and my old daisy BB rifle to her shoulder picking squirrels off the bird feeder in the backyard. Lol! I wanted picture to post but she looked like she might take aim at me if did.

Squirrel stew?