Drybones wrote:
When we were at Orange Beach over Thanksgiving the FloraBama had a big fat guy pull his pants down and bend over...if you threw a slab of bacon and it stuck to his a$$ you got a free drink......does that classify? A lot of female flashers also.
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How come 97% of beer cans laying on the side of the road are
Bud light
Miller Lite
Icehouse
Coors light
When was the last time you saw a microbrew can laying on the side of the road?Sometimes you will never know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory.
Dr. Seuss -
Rasty wrote:
How come 97% of beer cans laying on the side of the road are
Bud light
Miller Lite
Icehouse
Coors light
When was the last time you saw a microbrew can laying on the side of the road?
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Like looking for moss on a north facing tree...how do you know your in the south?
Display Spoiler road signs have bullet holes -
Rasty wrote:
How come 97% of beer cans laying on the side of the road are
Bud light
Miller Lite
Icehouse
Coors light
When was the last time you saw a microbrew can laying on the side of the road?
Lest we forget.....
SSgt Ray Rangel - USAF
SrA Elizabeth Loncki - USAF
PFC Adam Harris - USA
MSgt Eden Pearl - USMC -
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ScareBear wrote:
Rasty wrote:
How come 97% of beer cans laying on the side of the road are
Bud light
Miller Lite
Icehouse
Coors light
When was the last time you saw a microbrew can laying on the side of the road?
Sometimes you will never know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory.
Dr. Seuss -
Rasty wrote:
ScareBear wrote:
Rasty wrote:
How come 97% of beer cans laying on the side of the road are
Bud light
Miller Lite
Icehouse
Coors light
When was the last time you saw a microbrew can laying on the side of the road?
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jimmyjam wrote:
Thanks for picking up. I hate litter. No sense in it at all.
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sheepdog wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
Thanks for picking up. I hate litter. No sense in it at all.
"Dazed and Confused"
Recycle, re-use, re-purpose
Plant a tree
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sheepdog wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
Thanks for picking up. I hate litter. No sense in it at all.
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in college I was in a friend's wedding party. We all went out for a bachelor party at a dive bar. One of guys in the party played Whip It by Devo on the juke box about 10 times in a row. I thought for sure we were going to be murdered.
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odd man out wrote:
sheepdog wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
Thanks for picking up. I hate litter. No sense in it at all.
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Drybones wrote:
TrafficJam wrote:
Now, there's a difference between redneck, country folk, and very country.
Astro wrote:
SarcasmTheElf wrote:
LIhikers wrote:
It's my observation that Redneck country starts in Pennsylvania.
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Just saw the bacon bit. Man is that funny. That is the ultimate in redneckery.
My entry is nowhere close and doesn't even include a monkey.
Ahh, got sidetracked thinking of Maureen and had forgotten to include the redneck parts anyhow.
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Dan76 wrote:
Rasty wrote:
How come 97% of beer cans laying on the side of the road are
Bud light
Miller Lite
Icehouse
Coors light
When was the last time you saw a microbrew can laying on the side of the road?
jimmyjam wrote:
sheepdog wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
Thanks for picking up. I hate litter. No sense in it at all.
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Not about a redneck bar but it was funny so I thought I'd share it here. As I stepped out the garage a little while ago I heard a Pop! I looked up and there is Mrs jj standing on the back stoop with about 8 large brightly colored curlers in her hair and just a bath towel wrapped around her and my old daisy BB rifle to her shoulder picking squirrels off the bird feeder in the backyard. Lol! I wanted picture to post but she looked like she might take aim at me if did."Dazed and Confused"
Recycle, re-use, re-purpose
Plant a tree
Take a kid hiking
Make a difference -
jimmyjam wrote:
Not about a redneck bar but it was funny so I thought I'd share it here. As I stepped out the garage a little while ago I heard a Pop! I looked up and there is Mrs jj standing on the back stoop with about 8 large brightly colored curlers in her hair and just a bath towel wrapped around her and my old daisy BB rifle to her shoulder picking squirrels off the bird feeder in the backyard. Lol! I wanted picture to post but she looked like she might take aim at me if did.
I may grow old but I'll never grow up. -
Drybones wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
Not about a redneck bar but it was funny so I thought I'd share it here. As I stepped out the garage a little while ago I heard a Pop! I looked up and there is Mrs jj standing on the back stoop with about 8 large brightly colored curlers in her hair and just a bath towel wrapped around her and my old daisy BB rifle to her shoulder picking squirrels off the bird feeder in the backyard. Lol! I wanted picture to post but she looked like she might take aim at me if did.
"Dazed and Confused"
Recycle, re-use, re-purpose
Plant a tree
Take a kid hiking
Make a difference -
jimmyjam wrote:
Not about a redneck bar but it was funny so I thought I'd share it here. As I stepped out the garage a little while ago I heard a Pop! I looked up and there is Mrs jj standing on the back stoop with about 8 large brightly colored curlers in her hair and just a bath towel wrapped around her and my old daisy BB rifle to her shoulder picking squirrels off the bird feeder in the backyard. Lol! I wanted picture to post but she looked like she might take aim at me if did.
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meat wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
Not about a redneck bar but it was funny so I thought I'd share it here. As I stepped out the garage a little while ago I heard a Pop! I looked up and there is Mrs jj standing on the back stoop with about 8 large brightly colored curlers in her hair and just a bath towel wrapped around her and my old daisy BB rifle to her shoulder picking squirrels off the bird feeder in the backyard. Lol! I wanted picture to post but she looked like she might take aim at me if did.
"Dazed and Confused"
Recycle, re-use, re-purpose
Plant a tree
Take a kid hiking
Make a difference -
jimmyjam wrote:
meat wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
Not about a redneck bar but it was funny so I thought I'd share it here. As I stepped out the garage a little while ago I heard a Pop! I looked up and there is Mrs jj standing on the back stoop with about 8 large brightly colored curlers in her hair and just a bath towel wrapped around her and my old daisy BB rifle to her shoulder picking squirrels off the bird feeder in the backyard. Lol! I wanted picture to post but she looked like she might take aim at me if did.
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jimmyjam wrote:
Not about a redneck bar but it was funny so I thought I'd share it here. As I stepped out the garage a little while ago I heard a Pop! I looked up and there is Mrs jj standing on the back stoop with about 8 large brightly colored curlers in her hair and just a bath towel wrapped around her and my old daisy BB rifle to her shoulder picking squirrels off the bird feeder in the backyard. Lol! I wanted picture to post but she looked like she might take aim at me if did.
Lost in the right direction. -
TrafficJam wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
Not about a redneck bar but it was funny so I thought I'd share it here. As I stepped out the garage a little while ago I heard a Pop! I looked up and there is Mrs jj standing on the back stoop with about 8 large brightly colored curlers in her hair and just a bath towel wrapped around her and my old daisy BB rifle to her shoulder picking squirrels off the bird feeder in the backyard. Lol! I wanted picture to post but she looked like she might take aim at me if did.
"Dazed and Confused"
Recycle, re-use, re-purpose
Plant a tree
Take a kid hiking
Make a difference -
jimmyjam wrote:
TrafficJam wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
Not about a redneck bar but it was funny so I thought I'd share it here. As I stepped out the garage a little while ago I heard a Pop! I looked up and there is Mrs jj standing on the back stoop with about 8 large brightly colored curlers in her hair and just a bath towel wrapped around her and my old daisy BB rifle to her shoulder picking squirrels off the bird feeder in the backyard. Lol! I wanted picture to post but she looked like she might take aim at me if did.
Lost in the right direction. -
TrafficJam wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
TrafficJam wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
Not about a redneck bar but it was funny so I thought I'd share it here. As I stepped out the garage a little while ago I heard a Pop! I looked up and there is Mrs jj standing on the back stoop with about 8 large brightly colored curlers in her hair and just a bath towel wrapped around her and my old daisy BB rifle to her shoulder picking squirrels off the bird feeder in the backyard. Lol! I wanted picture to post but she looked like she might take aim at me if did.
"Dazed and Confused"
Recycle, re-use, re-purpose
Plant a tree
Take a kid hiking
Make a difference -
jimmyjam wrote:
TrafficJam wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
TrafficJam wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
Not about a redneck bar but it was funny so I thought I'd share it here. As I stepped out the garage a little while ago I heard a Pop! I looked up and there is Mrs jj standing on the back stoop with about 8 large brightly colored curlers in her hair and just a bath towel wrapped around her and my old daisy BB rifle to her shoulder picking squirrels off the bird feeder in the backyard. Lol! I wanted picture to post but she looked like she might take aim at me if did.
Lost in the right direction. -
TrafficJam wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
TrafficJam wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
TrafficJam wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
Not about a redneck bar but it was funny so I thought I'd share it here. As I stepped out the garage a little while ago I heard a Pop! I looked up and there is Mrs jj standing on the back stoop with about 8 large brightly colored curlers in her hair and just a bath towel wrapped around her and my old daisy BB rifle to her shoulder picking squirrels off the bird feeder in the backyard. Lol! I wanted picture to post but she looked like she might take aim at me if did.
"Dazed and Confused"
Recycle, re-use, re-purpose
Plant a tree
Take a kid hiking
Make a difference -
jimmyjam wrote:
TrafficJam wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
TrafficJam wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
TrafficJam wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
Not about a redneck bar but it was funny so I thought I'd share it here. As I stepped out the garage a little while ago I heard a Pop! I looked up and there is Mrs jj standing on the back stoop with about 8 large brightly colored curlers in her hair and just a bath towel wrapped around her and my old daisy BB rifle to her shoulder picking squirrels off the bird feeder in the backyard. Lol! I wanted picture to post but she looked like she might take aim at me if did.
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Wife and I took a walk today and ran across a empty airline bottle of "Fireball" in the neighborhood, I said "kids" then she told me to "look over there in that bush" there was about 10 bottles of vodka, gin, and whatnots!
...we got a drunk on the loose.The post was edited 1 time, last by Socks ().
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TrafficJam wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
TrafficJam wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
TrafficJam wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
Not about a redneck bar but it was funny so I thought I'd share it here. As I stepped out the garage a little while ago I heard a Pop! I looked up and there is Mrs jj standing on the back stoop with about 8 large brightly colored curlers in her hair and just a bath towel wrapped around her and my old daisy BB rifle to her shoulder picking squirrels off the bird feeder in the backyard. Lol! I wanted picture to post but she looked like she might take aim at me if did.
I may grow old but I'll never grow up. -
Drybones wrote:
TrafficJam wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
TrafficJam wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
TrafficJam wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
Not about a redneck bar but it was funny so I thought I'd share it here. As I stepped out the garage a little while ago I heard a Pop! I looked up and there is Mrs jj standing on the back stoop with about 8 large brightly colored curlers in her hair and just a bath towel wrapped around her and my old daisy BB rifle to her shoulder picking squirrels off the bird feeder in the backyard. Lol! I wanted picture to post but she looked like she might take aim at me if did.
"Dazed and Confused"
Recycle, re-use, re-purpose
Plant a tree
Take a kid hiking
Make a difference -
jimmyjam wrote:
Drybones wrote:
TrafficJam wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
TrafficJam wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
TrafficJam wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
Not about a redneck bar but it was funny so I thought I'd share it here. As I stepped out the garage a little while ago I heard a Pop! I looked up and there is Mrs jj standing on the back stoop with about 8 large brightly colored curlers in her hair and just a bath towel wrapped around her and my old daisy BB rifle to her shoulder picking squirrels off the bird feeder in the backyard. Lol! I wanted picture to post but she looked like she might take aim at me if did.
Maybe he felt like if he doesn't see it he can't arrest you all for it ?--
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jimmyjam wrote:
we're not that bad. Nothing illegal going on over here. Except maybe a few firecrackers on New Year's and the 4th.
Lost in the right direction.The post was edited 1 time, last by Traffic Jam ().
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Call that in & you will have every cop in the county there. Mostly to watch & see how good she shoots.
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jimmyjam wrote:
Not about a redneck bar but it was funny so I thought I'd share it here. As I stepped out the garage a little while ago I heard a Pop! I looked up and there is Mrs jj standing on the back stoop with about 8 large brightly colored curlers in her hair and just a bath towel wrapped around her and my old daisy BB rifle to her shoulder picking squirrels off the bird feeder in the backyard. Lol! I wanted picture to post but she looked like she might take aim at me if did.
Lest we forget.....
SSgt Ray Rangel - USAF
SrA Elizabeth Loncki - USAF
PFC Adam Harris - USA
MSgt Eden Pearl - USMC -
Dan76 wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
Not about a redneck bar but it was funny so I thought I'd share it here. As I stepped out the garage a little while ago I heard a Pop! I looked up and there is Mrs jj standing on the back stoop with about 8 large brightly colored curlers in her hair and just a bath towel wrapped around her and my old daisy BB rifle to her shoulder picking squirrels off the bird feeder in the backyard. Lol! I wanted picture to post but she looked like she might take aim at me if did.
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"Dazed and Confused"
Recycle, re-use, re-purpose
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Take a kid hiking
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