Drybones wrote:
When we were at Orange Beach over Thanksgiving the FloraBama had a big fat guy pull his pants down and bend over...if you threw a slab of bacon and it stuck to his a$$ you got a free drink......does that classify? A lot of female flashers also.
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How come 97% of beer cans laying on the side of the road are
Bud light
Miller Lite
Icehouse
Coors light
When was the last time you saw a microbrew can laying on the side of the road?Sometimes you will never know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory.
Dr. Seuss -
Rasty wrote:
How come 97% of beer cans laying on the side of the road are
Bud light
Miller Lite
Icehouse
Coors light
When was the last time you saw a microbrew can laying on the side of the road?
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Like looking for moss on a north facing tree...how do you know your in the south?
Display Spoiler road signs have bullet holes -
Rasty wrote:
How come 97% of beer cans laying on the side of the road are
Bud light
Miller Lite
Icehouse
Coors light
When was the last time you saw a microbrew can laying on the side of the road?
Lest we forget.....
SSgt Ray Rangel - USAF
SrA Elizabeth Loncki - USAF
PFC Adam Harris - USA
MSgt Eden Pearl - USMC -
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ScareBear wrote:
Rasty wrote:
How come 97% of beer cans laying on the side of the road are
Bud light
Miller Lite
Icehouse
Coors light
When was the last time you saw a microbrew can laying on the side of the road?
Sometimes you will never know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory.
Dr. Seuss -
Rasty wrote:
ScareBear wrote:
Rasty wrote:
How come 97% of beer cans laying on the side of the road are
Bud light
Miller Lite
Icehouse
Coors light
When was the last time you saw a microbrew can laying on the side of the road?
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jimmyjam wrote:
Thanks for picking up. I hate litter. No sense in it at all.
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sheepdog wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
Thanks for picking up. I hate litter. No sense in it at all.
"Dazed and Confused"
Recycle, re-use, re-purpose
Plant a tree
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sheepdog wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
Thanks for picking up. I hate litter. No sense in it at all.
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in college I was in a friend's wedding party. We all went out for a bachelor party at a dive bar. One of guys in the party played Whip It by Devo on the juke box about 10 times in a row. I thought for sure we were going to be murdered.
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odd man out wrote:
sheepdog wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
Thanks for picking up. I hate litter. No sense in it at all.
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Drybones wrote:
TrafficJam wrote:
Now, there's a difference between redneck, country folk, and very country.
Astro wrote:
SarcasmTheElf wrote:
LIhikers wrote:
It's my observation that Redneck country starts in Pennsylvania.
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Just saw the bacon bit. Man is that funny. That is the ultimate in redneckery.
My entry is nowhere close and doesn't even include a monkey.
Ahh, got sidetracked thinking of Maureen and had forgotten to include the redneck parts anyhow.
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Dan76 wrote:
Rasty wrote:
How come 97% of beer cans laying on the side of the road are
Bud light
Miller Lite
Icehouse
Coors light
When was the last time you saw a microbrew can laying on the side of the road?
jimmyjam wrote:
sheepdog wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
Thanks for picking up. I hate litter. No sense in it at all.
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Not about a redneck bar but it was funny so I thought I'd share it here. As I stepped out the garage a little while ago I heard a Pop! I looked up and there is Mrs jj standing on the back stoop with about 8 large brightly colored curlers in her hair and just a bath towel wrapped around her and my old daisy BB rifle to her shoulder picking squirrels off the bird feeder in the backyard. Lol! I wanted picture to post but she looked like she might take aim at me if did."Dazed and Confused"
Recycle, re-use, re-purpose
Plant a tree
Take a kid hiking
Make a difference -
jimmyjam wrote:
Not about a redneck bar but it was funny so I thought I'd share it here. As I stepped out the garage a little while ago I heard a Pop! I looked up and there is Mrs jj standing on the back stoop with about 8 large brightly colored curlers in her hair and just a bath towel wrapped around her and my old daisy BB rifle to her shoulder picking squirrels off the bird feeder in the backyard. Lol! I wanted picture to post but she looked like she might take aim at me if did.
I may grow old but I'll never grow up. -
Drybones wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
Not about a redneck bar but it was funny so I thought I'd share it here. As I stepped out the garage a little while ago I heard a Pop! I looked up and there is Mrs jj standing on the back stoop with about 8 large brightly colored curlers in her hair and just a bath towel wrapped around her and my old daisy BB rifle to her shoulder picking squirrels off the bird feeder in the backyard. Lol! I wanted picture to post but she looked like she might take aim at me if did.
"Dazed and Confused"
Recycle, re-use, re-purpose
Plant a tree
Take a kid hiking
Make a difference -
jimmyjam wrote:
Not about a redneck bar but it was funny so I thought I'd share it here. As I stepped out the garage a little while ago I heard a Pop! I looked up and there is Mrs jj standing on the back stoop with about 8 large brightly colored curlers in her hair and just a bath towel wrapped around her and my old daisy BB rifle to her shoulder picking squirrels off the bird feeder in the backyard. Lol! I wanted picture to post but she looked like she might take aim at me if did.
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meat wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
Not about a redneck bar but it was funny so I thought I'd share it here. As I stepped out the garage a little while ago I heard a Pop! I looked up and there is Mrs jj standing on the back stoop with about 8 large brightly colored curlers in her hair and just a bath towel wrapped around her and my old daisy BB rifle to her shoulder picking squirrels off the bird feeder in the backyard. Lol! I wanted picture to post but she looked like she might take aim at me if did.
"Dazed and Confused"
Recycle, re-use, re-purpose
Plant a tree
Take a kid hiking
Make a difference -
jimmyjam wrote:
meat wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
Not about a redneck bar but it was funny so I thought I'd share it here. As I stepped out the garage a little while ago I heard a Pop! I looked up and there is Mrs jj standing on the back stoop with about 8 large brightly colored curlers in her hair and just a bath towel wrapped around her and my old daisy BB rifle to her shoulder picking squirrels off the bird feeder in the backyard. Lol! I wanted picture to post but she looked like she might take aim at me if did.
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jimmyjam wrote:
Not about a redneck bar but it was funny so I thought I'd share it here. As I stepped out the garage a little while ago I heard a Pop! I looked up and there is Mrs jj standing on the back stoop with about 8 large brightly colored curlers in her hair and just a bath towel wrapped around her and my old daisy BB rifle to her shoulder picking squirrels off the bird feeder in the backyard. Lol! I wanted picture to post but she looked like she might take aim at me if did.
Lost in the right direction. -
TrafficJam wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
Not about a redneck bar but it was funny so I thought I'd share it here. As I stepped out the garage a little while ago I heard a Pop! I looked up and there is Mrs jj standing on the back stoop with about 8 large brightly colored curlers in her hair and just a bath towel wrapped around her and my old daisy BB rifle to her shoulder picking squirrels off the bird feeder in the backyard. Lol! I wanted picture to post but she looked like she might take aim at me if did.
"Dazed and Confused"
Recycle, re-use, re-purpose
Plant a tree
Take a kid hiking
Make a difference -
jimmyjam wrote:
TrafficJam wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
Not about a redneck bar but it was funny so I thought I'd share it here. As I stepped out the garage a little while ago I heard a Pop! I looked up and there is Mrs jj standing on the back stoop with about 8 large brightly colored curlers in her hair and just a bath towel wrapped around her and my old daisy BB rifle to her shoulder picking squirrels off the bird feeder in the backyard. Lol! I wanted picture to post but she looked like she might take aim at me if did.
Lost in the right direction. -
TrafficJam wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
TrafficJam wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
Not about a redneck bar but it was funny so I thought I'd share it here. As I stepped out the garage a little while ago I heard a Pop! I looked up and there is Mrs jj standing on the back stoop with about 8 large brightly colored curlers in her hair and just a bath towel wrapped around her and my old daisy BB rifle to her shoulder picking squirrels off the bird feeder in the backyard. Lol! I wanted picture to post but she looked like she might take aim at me if did.
it's what get when you take guy like me that's lived in woods down a private road for 25 years and then move him to the neighborhood.
"Dazed and Confused"
Recycle, re-use, re-purpose
Plant a tree
Take a kid hiking
Make a difference -
jimmyjam wrote:
TrafficJam wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
TrafficJam wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
Not about a redneck bar but it was funny so I thought I'd share it here. As I stepped out the garage a little while ago I heard a Pop! I looked up and there is Mrs jj standing on the back stoop with about 8 large brightly colored curlers in her hair and just a bath towel wrapped around her and my old daisy BB rifle to her shoulder picking squirrels off the bird feeder in the backyard. Lol! I wanted picture to post but she looked like she might take aim at me if did.
it's what get when you take guy like me that's lived in woods down a private road for 25 years and then move him to the neighborhood.
Lost in the right direction. -
TrafficJam wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
TrafficJam wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
TrafficJam wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
Not about a redneck bar but it was funny so I thought I'd share it here. As I stepped out the garage a little while ago I heard a Pop! I looked up and there is Mrs jj standing on the back stoop with about 8 large brightly colored curlers in her hair and just a bath towel wrapped around her and my old daisy BB rifle to her shoulder picking squirrels off the bird feeder in the backyard. Lol! I wanted picture to post but she looked like she might take aim at me if did.
it's what get when you take guy like me that's lived in woods down a private road for 25 years and then move him to the neighborhood.
"Dazed and Confused"
Recycle, re-use, re-purpose
Plant a tree
Take a kid hiking
Make a difference -
jimmyjam wrote:
TrafficJam wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
TrafficJam wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
TrafficJam wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
Not about a redneck bar but it was funny so I thought I'd share it here. As I stepped out the garage a little while ago I heard a Pop! I looked up and there is Mrs jj standing on the back stoop with about 8 large brightly colored curlers in her hair and just a bath towel wrapped around her and my old daisy BB rifle to her shoulder picking squirrels off the bird feeder in the backyard. Lol! I wanted picture to post but she looked like she might take aim at me if did.
it's what get when you take guy like me that's lived in woods down a private road for 25 years and then move him to the neighborhood.
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Wife and I took a walk today and ran across a empty airline bottle of "Fireball" in the neighborhood, I said "kids" then she told me to "look over there in that bush" there was about 10 bottles of vodka, gin, and whatnots!
...we got a drunk on the loose.The post was edited 1 time, last by Socks ().
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TrafficJam wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
TrafficJam wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
TrafficJam wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
Not about a redneck bar but it was funny so I thought I'd share it here. As I stepped out the garage a little while ago I heard a Pop! I looked up and there is Mrs jj standing on the back stoop with about 8 large brightly colored curlers in her hair and just a bath towel wrapped around her and my old daisy BB rifle to her shoulder picking squirrels off the bird feeder in the backyard. Lol! I wanted picture to post but she looked like she might take aim at me if did.
it's what get when you take guy like me that's lived in woods down a private road for 25 years and then move him to the neighborhood.
I may grow old but I'll never grow up. -
Drybones wrote:
TrafficJam wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
TrafficJam wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
TrafficJam wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
Not about a redneck bar but it was funny so I thought I'd share it here. As I stepped out the garage a little while ago I heard a Pop! I looked up and there is Mrs jj standing on the back stoop with about 8 large brightly colored curlers in her hair and just a bath towel wrapped around her and my old daisy BB rifle to her shoulder picking squirrels off the bird feeder in the backyard. Lol! I wanted picture to post but she looked like she might take aim at me if did.
it's what get when you take guy like me that's lived in woods down a private road for 25 years and then move him to the neighborhood.
"Dazed and Confused"
Recycle, re-use, re-purpose
Plant a tree
Take a kid hiking
Make a difference -
jimmyjam wrote:
Drybones wrote:
TrafficJam wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
TrafficJam wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
TrafficJam wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
Not about a redneck bar but it was funny so I thought I'd share it here. As I stepped out the garage a little while ago I heard a Pop! I looked up and there is Mrs jj standing on the back stoop with about 8 large brightly colored curlers in her hair and just a bath towel wrapped around her and my old daisy BB rifle to her shoulder picking squirrels off the bird feeder in the backyard. Lol! I wanted picture to post but she looked like she might take aim at me if did.
it's what get when you take guy like me that's lived in woods down a private road for 25 years and then move him to the neighborhood.
Maybe he felt like if he doesn't see it he can't arrest you all for it ?--
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jimmyjam wrote:
we're not that bad. Nothing illegal going on over here. Except maybe a few firecrackers on New Year's and the 4th.
Lost in the right direction.The post was edited 1 time, last by Traffic Jam ().
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Call that in & you will have every cop in the county there. Mostly to watch & see how good she shoots.
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jimmyjam wrote:
Not about a redneck bar but it was funny so I thought I'd share it here. As I stepped out the garage a little while ago I heard a Pop! I looked up and there is Mrs jj standing on the back stoop with about 8 large brightly colored curlers in her hair and just a bath towel wrapped around her and my old daisy BB rifle to her shoulder picking squirrels off the bird feeder in the backyard. Lol! I wanted picture to post but she looked like she might take aim at me if did.
Lest we forget.....
SSgt Ray Rangel - USAF
SrA Elizabeth Loncki - USAF
PFC Adam Harris - USA
MSgt Eden Pearl - USMC -
Dan76 wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
Not about a redneck bar but it was funny so I thought I'd share it here. As I stepped out the garage a little while ago I heard a Pop! I looked up and there is Mrs jj standing on the back stoop with about 8 large brightly colored curlers in her hair and just a bath towel wrapped around her and my old daisy BB rifle to her shoulder picking squirrels off the bird feeder in the backyard. Lol! I wanted picture to post but she looked like she might take aim at me if did.
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"Dazed and Confused"
Recycle, re-use, re-purpose
Plant a tree
Take a kid hiking
Make a difference
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