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Luxury Item

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    • WanderingStovie wrote:

      Luxury item? TP! Just kidding, I'm full of it. Seriously though, Gold Bond lotion (travel size) improves the function of the toilet paper.
      A guy goes into a store and tells the store keeper he wants to return the John Wayne toilet paper he bought, store keeper asks why he calls it John Wayne toilet paper...he replied.... it's rough, and it's tough, and it don't take shyt off no body.
      I may grow old but I'll never grow up.