I had decided that Jeff was that guy who has a hostel in his garage, until I finally read the preceding posts.
Lost in the right direction.
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that's Joe.TrafficJam wrote:
I had decided that Jeff was that guy who has a hostel in his garage, until I finally read the preceding posts.
"Dazed and Confused"
Recycle, re-use, re-purpose
Plant a tree
Take a kid hiking
Make a difference -
We must be thinking of different garages.
jimmyjam wrote:
that's Joe.TrafficJam wrote:
I had decided that Jeff was that guy who has a hostel in his garage, until I finally read the preceding posts.
Dogs are excellent judges of character, this fact goes a long way toward explaining why some people don't like being around them. -
I was thinking Four Pines but then there's Zappa's.
SarcasmTheElf wrote:
We must be thinking of different garages.jimmyjam wrote:
that's Joe.TrafficJam wrote:
I had decided that Jeff was that guy who has a hostel in his garage, until I finally read the preceding posts.
"Dazed and Confused"
Recycle, re-use, re-purpose
Plant a tree
Take a kid hiking
Make a difference -
john stempa the mechanical man?2,000 miler
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"the horror, the horror" and now I am going to have nightmares.
max.patch wrote:
john stempa the mechanical man?
"Dazed and Confused"
Recycle, re-use, re-purpose
Plant a tree
Take a kid hiking
Make a difference -
He's a lot of things but something useful like a tree is not one of them.
max.patch wrote:
john stempa the mechanical man?
Resident Australian, proving being a grumpy old man is not just an American trait. -
That little blue pill could help him straighten up and grow tall.
Mountain-Mike wrote:
I don't want to hurt Jeff's or anyone else feeling, but he's a pine/coniforous tree. He's a softwood.
twistwrist wrote:
Jeff's a hardwood.
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Beat me to it......
Mountain-Mike wrote:
I don't want to hurt Jeff's or anyone else feeling, but he's a pine/coniforous tree. He's a softwood.twistwrist wrote:
Jeff's a hardwood.
Euell Gibbons, lol!If your Doctor is a tree, you're on acid. -
I am so glad I missed him.
OzJacko wrote:
He's a lot of things but something useful like a tree is not one of them.max.patch wrote:
john stempa the mechanical man?
The road to glory cannot be followed with much baggage.
Richard Ewell, CSA General -
It was so bad I was glad to be back on the rocks in the morning. lol.
Astro wrote:
I am so glad I missed him.OzJacko wrote:
He's a lot of things but something useful like a tree is not one of them.max.patch wrote:
john stempa the mechanical man?
"Dazed and Confused"
Recycle, re-use, re-purpose
Plant a tree
Take a kid hiking
Make a difference -
... That you should check your pack for spiders after laying it beside a tree.The road to glory cannot be followed with much baggage.
Richard Ewell, CSA General -
That being the first one on the trail in the morning and you'd be getting all the spider webs in your face.
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Sometimes it's nice to be the 2nd person on the trail. Especially if you get to watch the ninja workout against the invisable opponent the guy in front does.
LIhikers wrote:
That being the first one on the trail in the morning and you'd be getting all the spider webs in your face.
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Spider webs is the main reason I carry trekking poles. Held like \/ this to keep the webs off my glasses. I love tall guys who leave camp first!
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I'm always a gentleman and let my wife go first.....wish she was taller.I may grow old but I'll never grow up.
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Ponderosa and Jeffrey are closely related. The jeffrey is misidentified as ponderosa sometimes.
SarcasmTheElf wrote:
Has anyone else noticed that Ponderosa pines smell like cupcakes?
In NM I sniff ponderosas. They smell nice too. Even though some experts say they dont. Jeffrey pines dont grow in NM to my knowledge and the ponderosa do.
The weird thing about sniffing trees, is how rapidly your nose attenuates to it. You can only smell it when you first sniff for a sniff or two then its gone and you have to go sniff a different tree. -
I'm beginning to wonder if you have some basset hound in your blood line.
muddywaters wrote:
Ponderosa and Jeffrey are closely related. The jeffrey is misidentified as ponderosa sometimes.In NM I sniff ponderosas. They smell nice too. Even though some experts say they dont. Jeffrey pines dont grow in NM to my knowledge and the ponderosa do.SarcasmTheElf wrote:
Has anyone else noticed that Ponderosa pines smell like cupcakes?
The weird thing about sniffing trees, is how rapidly your nose attenuates to it. You can only smell it when you first sniff for a sniff or two then its gone and you have to go sniff a different tree.
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You are now our resident tree sniffer.
muddywaters wrote:
Ponderosa and Jeffrey are closely related. The jeffrey is misidentified as ponderosa sometimes.In NM I sniff ponderosas. They smell nice too. Even though some experts say they dont. Jeffrey pines dont grow in NM to my knowledge and the ponderosa do.SarcasmTheElf wrote:
Has anyone else noticed that Ponderosa pines smell like cupcakes?
The weird thing about sniffing trees, is how rapidly your nose attenuates to it. You can only smell it when you first sniff for a sniff or two then its gone and you have to go sniff a different tree.
The road to glory cannot be followed with much baggage.
Richard Ewell, CSA General -
Nobody told me it would eventually lead to me having lengthy discussions about bodily functions with a mixed group of strangers.Dogs are excellent judges of character, this fact goes a long way toward explaining why some people don't like being around them.
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You think we're strange?
SarcasmTheElf wrote:
Nobody told me it would eventually lead to me having lengthy discussions about bodily functions with a mixed group of strangers.
You should see some of the people I work with ...... -
I might have ya beat there...got some real weinners.
LIhikers wrote:
You think we're strange?You should see some of the people I work with ......SarcasmTheElf wrote:
Nobody told me it would eventually lead to me having lengthy discussions about bodily functions with a mixed group of strangers.
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i never knew that standing up to pee was a big deal.2,000 miler
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oh yeah man, were practically gods...envied
max.patch wrote:
i never knew that standing up to pee was a big deal.
you should see the girls swoon when I pee on one foot....look ma, no hands. I usually reserve that trick for the end so's not to walk around with a wet smelly foot all night. -
... How good it feels to take a shower after being out for a few days or a week or so.The road to glory cannot be followed with much baggage.
Richard Ewell, CSA General -
... How vulnerable you feel during a thunder storm.The road to glory cannot be followed with much baggage.
Richard Ewell, CSA General -
If you start having an urge to pee on the trees after you sniff them, you might want to consult a veterinarian.
muddywaters wrote:
Ponderosa and Jeffrey are closely related. The jeffrey is misidentified as ponderosa sometimes.In NM I sniff ponderosas. They smell nice too. Even though some experts say they dont. Jeffrey pines dont grow in NM to my knowledge and the ponderosa do.SarcasmTheElf wrote:
Has anyone else noticed that Ponderosa pines smell like cupcakes?
The weird thing about sniffing trees, is how rapidly your nose attenuates to it. You can only smell it when you first sniff for a sniff or two then its gone and you have to go sniff a different tree.
Lost in the right direction. -
Depends on how much you've had to drink...can be a challenge for some.
max.patch wrote:
i never knew that standing up to pee was a big deal.
I may grow old but I'll never grow up. -
That the smell of hand sanitizer would make me think of the trail."Dazed and Confused"
Recycle, re-use, re-purpose
Plant a tree
Take a kid hiking
Make a difference -
That people think it's ok to break the rules or do something morally wrong if you post it on an internet board. Then they look for snivel points when they get caught after posting a selfie doing it on FB.
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I got sanitizer on everything I carried except my hands, I made a helluva mess with that stuff, never again.
jimmyjam wrote:
That the smell of hand sanitizer would make me think of the trail.
I may grow old but I'll never grow up. -
Are we talking Rifle etc?
Mountain-Mike wrote:
That people think it's ok to break the rules or do something morally wrong if you post it on an internet board. Then they look for snivel points when they get caught after posting a selfie doing it on FB.
Resident Australian, proving being a grumpy old man is not just an American trait.
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