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Sorry if this is 'too soon,' but it cracked me up...

I didn't know he had left us.

WASHINGTON — Mike Lindell, better known as the MyPillow Guy, has disclosed that he is saving up to buy a Supreme Court Justice.

“I’ve always wanted to own a Supreme Court Justice, but it seems like other guys have already snapped up the best ones,” he said. “I realized I’d better jump on this while there are still some left on the market.”

Lindell bemoaned the fact that Justices such as Clarence Thomas and Neil Gorsuch had already been purchased, but he acknowledged that they were “probably out of my price range anyway.”

“Since my pillow empire has been tanking, the most I can afford is a bargain-basement Supreme Court Justice in beat-up condition,” he said. “I’m gonna have to settle for Kavanaugh.”

That midnight bathroom break just got a bit more difficult.

Yup, that's me....
(well, except for the phone thing)

For camping with Ned Ryerson

"It's a DOOZY!!"

teminds me of the time I had just come down the scramble from Dragon's Tooth VA. As I was getting close to the trail head I ran across a young couple who were struggling to negotiate the flat part of the trail near the parking lot. One says to the other "I see why this trail is rated difficult". They ask me if it gets harder. I had to think for a second, trying to decide how truthful my answer should be. I don't recall exactly what I said but I know it did not make them happy.

From my beekeepers club...

I think Taylor is great, but I also thought this is funny...

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Case in point: Sous-vide is just freezer bag cooking.

anovaculinary.com/pages/what-is-sous-vide

When I was young, I prayed for a new bicycle. Then I went to Sunday School and learned that's not how prayer works.

So I stole a bicycle and prayed for forgiveness.

Alexa...Tell me a turkey joke.

Why did the Beatles stop inviting Ringo to Thanksgiving dinner?

Becasue he wouldn't share the drumsticks.