Wise Old Owl wrote:
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9 Iron? After one knock to the head and 4 back surgeries.. and a load of bad press... I wouldn't want his pain.Be wise enough to walk away from the nonsense around you!
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ScareBear wrote:
Wise Old Owl wrote:
I guess we can all relate to some folks weekends..... [IMG:http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/260/266/048.jpg]
Sometimes you will never know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory.
Dr. Seuss -
Rasty wrote:
ScareBear wrote:
Wise Old Owl wrote:
I guess we can all relate to some folks weekends..... [IMG:http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/260/266/048.jpg]
The road to glory cannot be followed with much baggage.
Richard Ewell, CSA General -
Rasty wrote:
ScareBear wrote:
Wise Old Owl wrote:
I guess we can all relate to some folks weekends..... [IMG:http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/260/266/048.jpg]
I worked as a laborer for one season during HS. Many foursomes would finish a case of beer or more during the round, even those with a six AM tee time.
Lest we forget.....
SSgt Ray Rangel - USAF
SrA Elizabeth Loncki - USAF
PFC Adam Harris - USA
MSgt Eden Pearl - USMC -
Tiger doesn't drink alcohol - ever. How do I know? funny all his mistresses found it awkward and said so.Be wise enough to walk away from the nonsense around you!
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Dan76 wrote:
Rasty wrote:
ScareBear wrote:
Wise Old Owl wrote:
I guess we can all relate to some folks weekends..... [IMG:http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/260/266/048.jpg]
I worked as a laborer for one season during HS. Many foursomes would finish a case of beer or more during the round, even those with a six AM tee time.
Sometimes you will never know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory.
Dr. Seuss -
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Grinder wrote:
That's why you hire young hotties for the beer cart and put them in short shorts.
Sometimes you will never know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory.
Dr. Seuss -
Rasty wrote:
Grinder wrote:
That's why you hire young hotties for the beer cart and put them in short shorts.
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Rasty wrote:
Grinder wrote:
That's why you hire young hotties for the beer cart and put them in short shorts.
Do your duty in all things. You cannot do more, you should never wish to do less. - Robert E. Lee -
What happens on the golf course - stays on the course.Be wise enough to walk away from the nonsense around you!
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Golfers are worse than the "housewives of NJ"...what goes on, on the golf coarse, certainly does not stay on the golf coarse! They are the worst story tellin' bullshittin'' yenta "throw ya under the bus" on the 19th hole for a laugh bunch I've ever seen...thruth!
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Rasty wrote:
a 22 will kill. it just won't stop anything for a while.
I may grow old but I'll never grow up. -
A full clip of 22's in a tight group (think five double taps) and in fairly rapid succession will give anyone a bad day. I can empty a full clip in about 2 1/2 seconds...maybe even less. But to be fare, yes they don't have the knock down power to take out a mad man.
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Drybones wrote:
Rasty wrote:
a 22 will kill. it just won't stop anything for a while.
Multiple shot placement is all well and good. Until your gun jams. Then your theory is...pardon the pun...shot to hell. The only drill involving multiple shot placement that I feel is worth anything in a real gunfight is the Mozambique Drill. Two to the body, one to the head. This does away with any body armor/penetration issues and only requires three rounds....YMMV... -
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chief wrote:
had a cousin who used the Simplified Mozambique Drill. He skipped the two to the body and shot himself once in the head. i think he learned the technique on the internet
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ScareBear wrote:
chief wrote:
had a cousin who used the Simplified Mozambique Drill. He skipped the two to the body and shot himself once in the head. i think he learned the technique on the internet
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I grew up with a kid who got shot with a .22 in the abdomen and it came out his upper arm, said he was cleaning it, but none of us bought that, he had an older brother and they were like the bobbsie twins. My point is the low energy allows the .22 to wonder and deflect often causing extreme damage as it bounces around inside an area stuffed with vital organs. But again, no knock down power and an asailent forward motion will have them in your face pretty quick.
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Rasty wrote:
Grinder wrote:
That's why you hire young hotties for the beer cart and put them in short shorts.
Lest we forget.....
SSgt Ray Rangel - USAF
SrA Elizabeth Loncki - USAF
PFC Adam Harris - USA
MSgt Eden Pearl - USMC -
Dan76 wrote:
Rasty wrote:
Grinder wrote:
That's why you hire young hotties for the beer cart and put them in short shorts.
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uncle meat wrote:
I grew up with a kid who got shot with a .22 in the abdomen and it came out his upper arm, said he was cleaning it, but none of us bought that, he had an older brother and they were like the bobbsie twins. My point is the low energy allows the .22 to wonder and deflect often causing extreme damage as it bounces around inside an area stuffed with vital organs. But again, no knock down power and an asailent forward motion will have them in your face pretty quick.
Had a friend killed the summer between 7th and 8th grade, shot in the head with a .22 that bounced around inside his skull and turned his brain into mush.Do your duty in all things. You cannot do more, you should never wish to do less. - Robert E. Lee -
Wow - stuff we do not want to read... like killing Kennedy, or Kenny your choice.Be wise enough to walk away from the nonsense around you!
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Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a
genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off
the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy
says: ‘I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.’Be wise enough to walk away from the nonsense around you! -
Wise Old Owl wrote:
Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a
genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off
the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy
says: ‘I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.’
The road to glory cannot be followed with much baggage.
Richard Ewell, CSA General -
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LIhikers wrote:
I just spent 3 hours driving home from work, I could use a good laugh
"What is this? A f****ng joke?" -
Wise Old Owl wrote:
Wow - stuff we do not want to read... like killing Kennedy, or Kenny your choice.
Do your duty in all things. You cannot do more, you should never wish to do less. - Robert E. Lee -
Grinder wrote:
Wise Old Owl wrote:
Wow - stuff we do not want to read... like killing Kennedy, or Kenny your choice.
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Rasty wrote:
a 22 will kill. it just won't stop anything for a while.
My brother killed a deer with a .22 LR, a .22 magnum has more energy than a .38 special.
I just spent 3 hours driving home from work, I could use a good laugh
The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.I may grow old but I'll never grow up. -
I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed, but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me. I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my Ipod (with ear piece) - and how was your day?I may grow old but I'll never grow up.
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There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.
"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.
"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," I said. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man ... and then my dog bit me."
"So, I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in it and sit here watching the poison dissolve; and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing! But, hell, enough about me, how are you doing?"The will of God will never take you where the grace of God will not protect you. -
Just saw this one:
"I just passed a drug test...my dealer has some explaining to do..."Dogs are excellent judges of character, this fact goes a long way toward explaining why some people don't like being around them. -
SarcasmTheElf wrote:
Just saw this one:
"I just passed a drug test...my dealer has some explaining to do..."
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Do your duty in all things. You cannot do more, you should never wish to do less. - Robert E. Lee
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Why was the circus unable to replace the human canon ball after her retired?
Display Spoiler They couldn't find anyone of his caliber. -
odd man out wrote:
Why was the circus unable to replace the human canon ball after her retired?
Display Spoiler They couldn't find anyone of his caliber.
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