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uncle meat wrote:
Oh damn! I missed the Emmy's again
[Insert finger deep in troat!]
The road to glory cannot be followed with much baggage.
Richard Ewell, CSA General -
Astro wrote:
uncle meat wrote:
Oh damn! I missed the Emmy's again
[Insert finger deep in troat!]
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If you don't mind some strong language, this one is great.
Dogs are excellent judges of character, this fact goes a long way toward explaining why some people don't like being around them. -
SarcasmTheElf wrote:
If you don't mind some strong language, this one is great.
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You know I'm really starting to like trains. They're usually on time, lots of leg room, cheeseburgers, beer and when you pee you don't even have to shake it because the train does it for you."Dazed and Confused"
Recycle, re-use, re-purpose
Plant a tree
Take a kid hiking
Make a difference -
jimmyjam wrote:
uncle meat wrote:
Oh damn! I missed the Emmy's again
[Insert finger deep in troat!]
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jimmyjam wrote:
You know I'm really starting to like trains. They're usually on time, lots of leg room, cheeseburgers, beer and when you pee you don't even have to shake it because the train does it for you.
I like choo choo's too! No better way to travel when ya gotta pee every 20 minutes. -
A funny thing happened on the train on the way to Vermont. We stopped at this small station out in the country. Behind me I heard this lady's voice " Oh my, oh my, yes that's it, push, yes, yes, ah thank you". I was about to bust out laughing as you know what it sounded like. But the station did not have a platform. It was a rather large lady trying to get up the portable stairs and someone was assisting her from behind."Dazed and Confused"
Recycle, re-use, re-purpose
Plant a tree
Take a kid hiking
Make a difference -
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jimmyjam wrote:
You know I'm really starting to like trains. They're usually on time, lots of leg room, cheeseburgers, beer and when you pee you don't even have to shake it because the train does it for you.
Dogs are excellent judges of character, this fact goes a long way toward explaining why some people don't like being around them. -
SarcasmTheElf wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
You know I'm really starting to like trains. They're usually on time, lots of leg room, cheeseburgers, beer and when you pee you don't even have to shake it because the train does it for you.
The road to glory cannot be followed with much baggage.
Richard Ewell, CSA General -
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jimmyjam wrote:
You know I'm really starting to like trains. They're usually on time, lots of leg room, cheeseburgers, beer and when you pee you don't even have to shake it because the train does it for you.
Lest we forget.....
SSgt Ray Rangel - USAF
SrA Elizabeth Loncki - USAF
PFC Adam Harris - USA
MSgt Eden Pearl - USMC -
Astro wrote:
SarcasmTheElf wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
You know I'm really starting to like trains. They're usually on time, lots of leg room, cheeseburgers, beer and when you pee you don't even have to shake it because the train does it for you.
2,000 miler -
uncle meat wrote:
I move this threads title be changed to
"A place for jokers"
I may grow old but I'll never grow up. -
max.patch wrote:
Astro wrote:
SarcasmTheElf wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
You know I'm really starting to like trains. They're usually on time, lots of leg room, cheeseburgers, beer and when you pee you don't even have to shake it because the train does it for you.
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The missus just asked me to please shoot her if she ever bought anymore shoes or clothes. I had to get her to repeat that. I guess I'll go lock and load. Lol."Dazed and Confused"
Recycle, re-use, re-purpose
Plant a tree
Take a kid hiking
Make a difference -
jimmyjam wrote:
The missus just asked me to please shoot her if she ever bought anymore shoes or clothes. I had to get her to repeat that. I guess I'll go lock and load. Lol.
Dogs are excellent judges of character, this fact goes a long way toward explaining why some people don't like being around them. -
SarcasmTheElf wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
The missus just asked me to please shoot her if she ever bought anymore shoes or clothes. I had to get her to repeat that. I guess I'll go lock and load. Lol.
"Dazed and Confused"
Recycle, re-use, re-purpose
Plant a tree
Take a kid hiking
Make a difference -
SarcasmTheElf wrote:
jimmyjam wrote:
The missus just asked me to please shoot her if she ever bought anymore shoes or clothes. I had to get her to repeat that. I guess I'll go lock and load. Lol.
I may grow old but I'll never grow up. -
jimmyjam wrote:
The missus just asked me to please shoot her if she ever bought anymore shoes or clothes. I had to get her to repeat that. I guess I'll go lock and load. Lol.
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President Trump was holding a news briefing at the ocean shore side, a strong wind came up and blew one of the reporter's hat far into the ocean, Trump walked on water infested with sharks, recovered his hat and gave it back to him.....next day headline read....."Trump Can't Swim".I may grow old but I'll never grow up.
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jimmyjam wrote:
The missus just asked me to please shoot her if she ever bought anymore shoes or clothes. I had to get her to repeat that. I guess I'll go lock and load. Lol.
[IMG:https://media2.giphy.com/media/26ufatfwBHhoaUQLK/giphy.gif]Be wise enough to walk away from the nonsense around you! -
Drybones wrote:
President Trump was holding a news briefing at the ocean shore side, a strong wind came up and blew one of the reporter's hat far into the ocean, Trump walked on water infested with sharks, recovered his hat and gave it back to him.....next day headline read....."Trump Can't Swim".
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