I Just Got Bit By An Alligator - Can I Come In ?

g00gle · Aug 22nd 2015, 1:53am

milkman wrote:

Look at this guy down in Key West.

Now that's funny right there, I don't care who ya are!

(Took me a second to find him, but when I did - crap, think I just woke up the wife!) :thumbsup:

Sarcasmtheelf · Aug 22nd 2015, 7:43am

LIhikers wrote:

SarcasmTheElf wrote:

I'm gonna try and convince my friends to finally thru hike the JMT with me tomorrow afternoon.

You're gonna hike the JMT in an afternoon? Good luck with that!

That's what I meant

It's really quite easy, just as long as you stay away from California.

Drybones · Aug 22nd 2015, 7:55am

muddywaters wrote:

She was a psycho , dress was leverage to use against Bill , not a memento.

She fit in well at the WH.

Drybones · Aug 22nd 2015, 8:00am

CoachLou wrote:

SarcasmTheElf wrote:

I'm gonna try and convince my friends to finally thru hike the JMT with me tomorrow afternoon.

I wish!!! Mackenzie bought her first car. 1998 Neon 8| ....750 bucks. it runs well, interior is real clean, new battery. I made a Toyota converter pipe fit a Neon, today. Tomorrow, the brake lines will changed.

I think I'll take a different approach the next time I work on a vehicle...lay my hand on a table and whack it hard as I can with a Cresent wrench and get it over with...tools and blood go together for me...always.

CoachLou · Aug 22nd 2015, 8:46am

Drybones wrote:

CoachLou wrote:

SarcasmTheElf wrote:

I'm gonna try and convince my friends to finally thru hike the JMT with me tomorrow afternoon.

I wish!!! Mackenzie bought her first car. 1998 Neon 8| ....750 bucks. it runs well, interior is real clean, new battery. I made a Toyota converter pipe fit a Neon, today. Tomorrow, the brake lines will changed.

I think I'll take a different approach the next time I work on a vehicle...lay my hand on a table and whack it hard as I can with a Cresent wrench and get it over with...tools and blood go together for me...always.

Please, I have been in the office now for 12 years. Our first aid kit is well stocked.............for me. My hands are shredded, I am always cutting myself. The worst part about auto repair cuts is infection. Remember those cars are outside rolling over EVERYTHING in the road.

Big joke in the shop when I am out there for some reason.............hurting myself

Socks · Aug 22nd 2015, 10:38am

CoachLou wrote:

Drybones wrote:

CoachLou wrote:

SarcasmTheElf wrote:

I'm gonna try and convince my friends to finally thru hike the JMT with me tomorrow afternoon.

I wish!!! Mackenzie bought her first car. 1998 Neon 8| ....750 bucks. it runs well, interior is real clean, new battery. I made a Toyota converter pipe fit a Neon, today. Tomorrow, the brake lines will changed.

I think I'll take a different approach the next time I work on a vehicle...lay my hand on a table and whack it hard as I can with a Cresent wrench and get it over with...tools and blood go together for me...always.

Please, I have been in the office now for 12 years. Our first aid kit is well stocked.............for me. My hands are shredded, I am always cutting myself. The worst part about auto repair cuts is infection. Remember those cars are outside rolling over EVERYTHING in the road.
Big joke in the shop when I am out there for some reason.............hurting myself

Workin' man's hands, a point of pride. :thumbsup:

and some story's to go with.

CoachLou · Aug 22nd 2015, 12:13pm

socks wrote:

CoachLou wrote:

Drybones wrote:

CoachLou wrote:

SarcasmTheElf wrote:

I'm gonna try and convince my friends to finally thru hike the JMT with me tomorrow afternoon.

I wish!!! Mackenzie bought her first car. 1998 Neon 8| ....750 bucks. it runs well, interior is real clean, new battery. I made a Toyota converter pipe fit a Neon, today. Tomorrow, the brake lines will changed.

I think I'll take a different approach the next time I work on a vehicle...lay my hand on a table and whack it hard as I can with a Cresent wrench and get it over with...tools and blood go together for me...always.

Please, I have been in the office now for 12 years. Our first aid kit is well stocked.............for me. My hands are shredded, I am always cutting myself. The worst part about auto repair cuts is infection. Remember those cars are outside rolling over EVERYTHING in the road.Big joke in the shop when I am out there for some reason.............hurting myself

Workin' man's hands, a point of pain. and some story's to go with.

Hey 'Socks.....I fixed it for you..............and me, and LI hkrs!

max.patch · Aug 22nd 2015, 12:37pm

grayblazer wrote:

Da Wolf wrote:

I think Wolf actually helps hikers and has useful info especially on the geography of the trail. Plus he's an institution all by himself. Kicking him off would be like impeaching Barama. It just won't happen.

never say never. if warren doyle can be banned anyone can. remember, he was banned from this site for a good while until the governor called the warden at 11:55 pm with a stay of execution.

Drybones · Aug 22nd 2015, 12:38pm

I thought I'd hurt myself pretty bad last time but it turned out not to be much, was using a 3' piece of 1" box tubing as a pry bar installing a lift kit...typical me, using back instead of brain...bar came loose and hit me in the eyebrow, every time my heart beat blood squirted 2' like a water gun, I applied pressure to it using the oil/dirt/sweat/? covered leather glove I had on and left a blood trail through the house to the bathroom, the wife cleaned it up and bandaged, no stitches needed...by the grace of God I still have two eyes...whenever I believe I have done the dumbest thing that can be done I surprise myself and raise the bar.

Socks · Aug 22nd 2015, 1:11pm

CoachLou wrote:

socks wrote:

CoachLou wrote:

Drybones wrote:

CoachLou wrote:

SarcasmTheElf wrote:

I'm gonna try and convince my friends to finally thru hike the JMT with me tomorrow afternoon.

I wish!!! Mackenzie bought her first car. 1998 Neon 8| ....750 bucks. it runs well, interior is real clean, new battery. I made a Toyota converter pipe fit a Neon, today. Tomorrow, the brake lines will changed.

I think I'll take a different approach the next time I work on a vehicle...lay my hand on a table and whack it hard as I can with a Cresent wrench and get it over with...tools and blood go together for me...always.

Please, I have been in the office now for 12 years. Our first aid kit is well stocked.............for me. My hands are shredded, I am always cutting myself. The worst part about auto repair cuts is infection. Remember those cars are outside rolling over EVERYTHING in the road.Big joke in the shop when I am out there for some reason.............hurting myself

Workin' man's hands, a point of pain. and some story's to go with.

Hey 'Socks.....I fixed it for you..............and me, and LI hkrs!

that's true. Never try to fix a hang nail with a grinder, there are better ways.

AnotherKevin · Aug 22nd 2015, 1:23pm

SarcasmTheElf wrote:

I'm gonna try and convince my friends to finally thru hike the JMT with me tomorrow afternoon.

Dang, didn''t see your message until just now. The giggle would surely have been worth a couple hours' drive over to Torrington.

LIhikers · Aug 22nd 2015, 1:49pm

CoachLou wrote:

socks wrote:

CoachLou wrote:

Drybones wrote:

CoachLou wrote:

SarcasmTheElf wrote:

I'm gonna try and convince my friends to finally thru hike the JMT with me tomorrow afternoon.

I wish!!! Mackenzie bought her first car. 1998 Neon 8| ....750 bucks. it runs well, interior is real clean, new battery. I made a Toyota converter pipe fit a Neon, today. Tomorrow, the brake lines will changed.

I think I'll take a different approach the next time I work on a vehicle...lay my hand on a table and whack it hard as I can with a Cresent wrench and get it over with...tools and blood go together for me...always.

Please, I have been in the office now for 12 years. Our first aid kit is well stocked.............for me. My hands are shredded, I am always cutting myself. The worst part about auto repair cuts is infection. Remember those cars are outside rolling over EVERYTHING in the road.Big joke in the shop when I am out there for some reason.............hurting myself

Workin' man's hands, a point of pain. and some story's to go with.

Hey 'Socks.....I fixed it for you..............and me, and LI hkrs!

I could tell you a story about a guy I used to work with who, without thinking, reached into the front of a small, running jet engine. The compressor blades sliced off the end of one finger and then spit it back out. It was a very clean cut and a remarkably small amount of bleeding. He decided not to have the finger sewn back on.

Socks · Aug 22nd 2015, 4:23pm

LIhikers wrote:

CoachLou wrote:

socks wrote:

CoachLou wrote:

Drybones wrote:

CoachLou wrote:

SarcasmTheElf wrote:

I'm gonna try and convince my friends to finally thru hike the JMT with me tomorrow afternoon.

I wish!!! Mackenzie bought her first car. 1998 Neon 8| ....750 bucks. it runs well, interior is real clean, new battery. I made a Toyota converter pipe fit a Neon, today. Tomorrow, the brake lines will changed.

I think I'll take a different approach the next time I work on a vehicle...lay my hand on a table and whack it hard as I can with a Cresent wrench and get it over with...tools and blood go together for me...always.

Please, I have been in the office now for 12 years. Our first aid kit is well stocked.............for me. My hands are shredded, I am always cutting myself. The worst part about auto repair cuts is infection. Remember those cars are outside rolling over EVERYTHING in the road.Big joke in the shop when I am out there for some reason.............hurting myself

Workin' man's hands, a point of pain. and some story's to go with.

Hey 'Socks.....I fixed it for you..............and me, and LI hkrs!

I could tell you a story about a guy I used to work with who, without thinking, reached into the front of a small, running jet engine. The compressor blades sliced off the end of one finger and then spit it back out. It was a very clean cut and a remarkably small amount of bleeding. He decided not to have the finger sewn back on.

Yikes!

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