When I was in Montana they were catching hell from the feds about the speeding. Feds were threatening to withhold funds and the Gov. came and TV and said, "Hell, at the speeds they want us to drive it would take 2 weeks to get across the state". I click the lip of a bottle of Cockspur rum against the screen and drank a toast to that fine man.
If your Doctor is a tree, you're on acid.