I still like prom dresses.... life is good.
Be wise enough to walk away from the nonsense around you!
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twistwrist wrote:
Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michaelangelo, Mother Teresea, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein. ~Life's Little Instruction Book, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr
Trebor wrote:
blew out my flip flop
stepped on a pop top
broke my leg twice, had to limp on back home on back home
but there's booze in the blender
and soon it will render
that frozen concoction that helps me hang on
JB
Drybones wrote:
EditedTrebor wrote:
blew out my flip flop, stepped on a pop top
broke my leg twice, I had to limp on back home on back home
but there's booze in the blender
and soon it will render
that frozen concoction that helps me hang on
JB
Drybones wrote:
EditedTrebor wrote:
blew out my flip flop
stepped on a pop top
broke my leg twice, had to limp on back home on back home
but there's booze in the blender
and soon it will render
that frozen concoction that helps me hang on
JB
SandyofPA wrote:
"Where ever you go, there you are."
"Do or not do, there is no try"
Technically the fifth Star Wars, they just filmed it second.WiseOldOwl wrote:
SandyofPA wrote:
"Where ever you go, there you are."
"Do or not do, there is no try"
- Buckaroo Bonzai
- 2nd Star Wars - Yoda.
Gosh you make me feel old.
SarcasmTheElf wrote:
Technically the fifth Star Wars, they just filmed it second.WiseOldOwl wrote:
SandyofPA wrote:
"Where ever you go, there you are."
"Do or not do, there is no try"
- Buckaroo Bonzai
- 2nd Star Wars - Yoda.
Gosh you make me feel old.
Drybones wrote:
I like the quote by the Indian guy in Short Circuit...."I'm sitting here beside myself".
socks wrote:
Drybones wrote:
I like the quote by the Indian guy in Short Circuit...."I'm sitting here beside myself".
Foresight wrote:
Speaking of kid's quotes; when my my son was 3 we were in Pigeon Forge and headed to Gatlinburg when I hit a pothole. My wife blurts out, "what was that?". I look over and say, "I guess it was a damn hole".......to which I promptly got my ass gnawed for cussing in front of our child, lol. A few hours later we are through with the hell that is Gatlinburg and head back to our hotel in PF when she decides she wants donuts. Of course we've already passed the donut place so I have to go back towards Gatlinburg to get said donuts.....I center punch the same pothole and out of the back from what was my sleeping child comes, "there's that damn hole again, daddy". I coulda died right there and been better off.
Foresight wrote:
I center punch the same pothole and out of the back from what was my sleeping child comes, "there's that damn hole again, daddy". I coulda died right there and been better off.
max.patch wrote:
no one said this yet?
we can go hiking on tuesday
JB
milkman wrote:
Of course blotter acid manufactured on the campus of the University of Michigan helps in changing your outlook on life.
(yeah, yeah, oh-yeah, what condition my condition was in
I woke up this mornin with the sundown shinin in
I found my mind in a brown paper bag within
I tripped on a cloud and fell-a eight miles high
I tore my mind on a jagged sky
I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in
(yeah, yeah, oh-yeah, what condition my condition was in)
I pushed my soul in a deep dark hole and then I followed it in
I watched myself crawlin out as I was a-crawlin in
I got up so tight I couldnt unwind
I saw so much I broke my mind
I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in
(yeah, yeah, oh-yeah, what condition my condition was in)
Someone painted april fool in big black letters on a dead end sign
I had my foot on the gas as I left the road and blew out my mind
Eight miles outta memphis and I got no spare
Eight miles straight up downtown somewhere
I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in
I said I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in
Yeah yeah oh-yeah
Drybones wrote:
What you smokin man?milkman wrote:
Of course blotter acid manufactured on the campus of the University of Michigan helps in changing your outlook on life.
(yeah, yeah, oh-yeah, what condition my condition was in
I woke up this mornin with the sundown shinin in
I found my mind in a brown paper bag within
I tripped on a cloud and fell-a eight miles high
I tore my mind on a jagged sky
I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in
(yeah, yeah, oh-yeah, what condition my condition was in)
I pushed my soul in a deep dark hole and then I followed it in
I watched myself crawlin out as I was a-crawlin in
I got up so tight I couldnt unwind
I saw so much I broke my mind
I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in
(yeah, yeah, oh-yeah, what condition my condition was in)
Someone painted april fool in big black letters on a dead end sign
I had my foot on the gas as I left the road and blew out my mind
Eight miles outta memphis and I got no spare
Eight miles straight up downtown somewhere
I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in
I said I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in
Yeah yeah oh-yeah